If you're flipping past the cable-TV fishing shows on the Nashville Network and ESPN, you could be throwing away money. Picking up tips from the pros is a good way to develop the edge you'll need when casting a line along with hundreds of other anglers during the Pompano Beach Fishing Rodeo. "Everyone's got their own strategy," says rodeo executive director Patti Carr. "Some guys think they need to go to Miami, some run all the way over to Bimini, and others run up to Jupiter." Still others simply hang out in the waters off Pompano Beach, where artificial reefs have been placed in recent years to provide prime fish with a habitat. Last year 772 anglers fished in the rodeo, but don't worry -- there's plenty of cash to go around. South Florida's largest saltwater fishing tournament shells out more than $60,000 in prizes. The contest runs from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. today and Saturday, so set up a rig for wahoo, king mackerel, blackfin tuna, cobia, or dolphin (the fish species, not Flipper). It takes money to make money, so be prepared to cough up the $130 to $200 entry fee. Call 954-942-4513.
"What is snot?" When the audience of the kids' TV show Beakman's World posed that question, the program's zany, mad-scientist host -- performance artist Paul Zaloom -- crawled through simulated gobs of mucus in a giant nostril. The kids, ever curious about bodily functions, also wanted to know about barfing. Zaloom used a blender, a plastic bag, and tubing to demonstrate the wonders of the digestive system. "All of this science is going on inside kids, so why not start there?" Zaloom said at the time. The most-asked question in letters to the show? "Why do we fart?" Zaloom hasn't answered that one on the air yet, but maybe he's worked something up for the stage version of his TV program, which he performs today at 10:30 a.m. at the Kravis Center for the Performing Arts (701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach). Tickets cost $6. And Friday (May 8) and today at 8 p.m., he'll perform his show for adults, Sick but True, in which everyday household items become puppet props for rapid-fire comedy bits. Tickets cost $25. Call 800-572-8471 or 561-832-7469.
Three years ago Dan Adkins, the general manager of Hollywood Greyhound Track, invited some of his Harley-riding friends out for a day at the dog races. They brought their bikes along, held a contest to see who had the hottest hog, and ended up raising a bunch of dough for the Children's Cancer Caring Center of Fort Lauderdale. Continuing the tradition, the fourth annual Ride-In Bike Show and Swap Meet will take place from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. today at the track (Federal Highway at Pembroke Road, Hollywood). The owners of show bikes -- some worth more than $50,000 -- will vie for $5000 in cash prizes and will buy, sell, and trade accessories at the giant indoor swap meet. The twelve-member Harley-Davidson Drill Team will perform synchronized moves on their hogs, and other entertainment will include vintage pop-rock by the East Side Kids and funky roots-rock by the Shackdaddys. The entry fee to show your bike -- sorry, Harleys only -- is $10. The show's hours are 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The $1 admission includes a dog-racing matinee at 11:30 a.m. Call 954-454-9400.
In Jairo Alfonso Castellanos' oil painting Spell, a ghostly, translucent figure sits naked, his arms wrapped around his knees. Sitting under a full moon on the sands of a desolate desert, he appears to be trying to keep warm. But closer inspection reveals that the sand isn't sand at all but millions of roaches. Still, the man seems unconcerned. "I have found in nature a paradigm of retreat, wherein I find a dimension of freedom in myself," the Cuban painter explains in an artist's statement. The painting is actually a self-portrait, which suggests that Castellanos must truly be in tune with Mother Earth. Spell is featured in "Building Cultural Bridges," an exhibition of paintings and prints by fourteen students from the Institute de Art Superior in Havana, Cuba. The show, part of an exchange program to create interest in arts in Third World countries, runs through June 5 at the Ritter Art Gallery, Florida Atlantic University, 777 Glades Rd., Boca Raton. Admission is free. Call 561-297-2660.