Only in South Florida would someone find a way to turn the election imbroglio into a sales pitch. Mike and Carol Enriquez, proprietors of Munchies (8943 Southern Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-784-0038), a breakfast-and-lunch joint currently under renovation, plan to reopen this week with a political agenda. A new menu will include dishes such as the George W. Bush burger, Buchanan pork chops, and Nader taters. The duo recently told Nation's Restaurant News that they will also offer immediate "recounts" to those who feel they ordered the wrong menu item. Let's just hope the servers are more competent with their pads than the voters were with their chads and the fare is more palatable than the bipartisan bickering has been.