Wednesday, February 26: Self-titled "equal opportunity offender" Jackie Mason has worn a lot of hats, not all of them his size. Sure, Jack Hartounian, the character Mason played in Caddyshack II, was a Dangerfield rip off. But as Harry Hartounian in The Jerk, Mason really shined. (Now what the hell is it with all these Mason characters named Hartounian?) In any case, the comedian is offering fans his brand of observational comedy and machine-gun delivery on a stage instead of the silver screen at the Kravis Center for the Performing Arts (701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach) at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $20 to $65. Call 800-KRAVIS-1.