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In the slick and handsome Pirates of the Caribbean, more is somehow less

Capt. Jack will get you high tonight
Capt. Jack will get you high tonight


Rated PG-13

If you're up for rich atmosphere, copious money shots, and decorative talent, Pirates won't disappoint you. But before setting sail, its creators should have refreshed themselves with another Python project from '83, Terry Gilliam's short "The Crimson Permanent Assurance" -- an allegorical gem in which accountants turn pirates and sail their building around, committing atrocities. A similar scourge seems to have afflicted Pirates of the Caribbean, only behind the scenes, aggressively, very much without the press kit's hard-sell suggestion of "an irreverent wink."

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