Loving the War

Our caveman columnist gets an earful from a couple of congressmen

Bob Norman: No. But I thought you were dead.

Jack Ripper: Great movie characters never die, son. Now I need Deutsch and Wexler. We have some Arabs left to kill in the Sunni Triangle before Saddam tries to fluoridate our ice cream. Our ice cream. That's the way your hard-core Baathist works. Let's go, Mandrake!

[interview ends abruptly as Ripper hustles the congressmen off to a waiting Army tank. Deutsch and Wexler have second thoughts and flee in the opposite direction.]

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