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Best Margarita
Tequila Cancun
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Published on May 13, 2004
Nibbling on nachos, watching muchachos,
20 kinds of tequila behind the bar,
Marg's by the bucket, stick a straw in and suck it,
No bartender will tell what the ingredients are.
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for South Florida's finest saloon,
Some people claim all margaritas taste the same,
But we found the best at Tequila Cancun.
Don't need no reason; we'll drink here all season,
With nothing to show but these salt-covered lips,
All of us foodies love Cancun's Tex-Mex booty,
Drink up; have some chips and a dozen more sips.
Two-for-one margaritas, with signature fajitas.
Soccer matches play on the satellite TV,
Alberto the owner always comes over,
says, "If you're not happy, the drinks are on me."
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