FRI 9 Sometimes, boy meets girl and falls in love. Other times, boy meets boy. And yet other times, boy meets shrimp. The mainstream has Spider-Man and Shrek, but the underground has a seven-foot-tall crustacean who wears boxing gloves. In the independent British film Crust, a discontented pub owner buys a huge, mutant Mantis Shrimp -- built like a lobster but with clubs instead of claws. Inspired by the idea of kangaroo boxing, the man thinks he can take the creature on tour and turn a quick euro. But once he gets to know the sea-dweller, things get complicated, and exploitation kind of loses its appeal. The movie shows at 10 p.m. at Cinema Paradiso (503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale). Cost: $6. Call 954-523-3456.
SAT 10 South Florida's subtropical location makes it a prime spot to celebrate Caribbean culture. Though we're not geographically equipped to simulate the outdoor activities of most northern cultures -- you won't see IglooFest happening anytime soon -- our area's just right for events like KultureFest 2004. Organized by Broward Carnival Inc., the annual event keeps it Caribbean with live music by Deep Blue, Dimensionz, Riddim Na'shun, South Florida Best Steelbands, and Indastreet Boyz Camp. There's also a "Clash of the DJs," featuring So So and Marshall, Mikey Mike, House Arrest, and more. Plus, there's an abundance of games, arts and crafts, vendors, colorful costumes, and people covered in body paint. KultureFest runs from 2 to 11 p.m. at Pompano Park Racing (corner of Atlantic Avenue and Powerline Road, Pompano Beach). Here's the best part: It's all free. Call 954-344-6431.
SUN 11 It's theater for the ADD set! Summer Shorts 2004, after running in Miami for a month, finally hunkers down at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts (201 SW Fifth Ave., Fort Lauderdale). Because the festival features 21 short plays performed by nine actors pulling off 67 roles, the program had to be split in half. Program A takes place today at 3 p.m., and Program B at 5:30. Skits include DMV Tyrant, which dramatizes a nightmarish experience at the driver's license bureau (we can relate!) and Elephants and Coffee, about a neurotic woman (we can relate to that, too!) who falls in love with an elephant. Today is also "Family Day," meaning that folks from the Fort Lauderdale Children's Theatre will be on hand to entertain kids, and a picnic dinner will be served after the shows. Performances begin Thursday, July 8, and run through Sunday, July 18. Tickets cost $27 to $29. Call 954-462-0222.
MON 12 Sonar nightclub (2006 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood) is expanding. Expanding its offerings, that is. Starting tonight, Cinemondays will bring in thought-provoking cinema to match the club's mind-bending music and its beautiful clientele. Expect independent movies and student films -- like Carne y Vino by Juan Janzen, I Love Minnie by Edgar Flores, Retro-bution by Frank Duran, and 4-91011-4 by David Estrada -- all of which are on deck for this evening. Miami-Dade Community College professor Barry Gordon emcees, DJ Cyn Surreal spins trip-hop after the screenings, and Sonar's owner, Inbal Lankry, keeps the club "a haven for mature individuals seeking intelligent nightlife." Call 954-920-8777 or visit www.sonarniteclub.com.
TUE 13 Because conservatives are mostly in control of our tax dollars, local arts organizations are about as likely to receive funding as, well, Michael Moore. So for the arts to thrive -- and, in many instances, simply stay afloat -- it's up to individual patrons to show their support. Tonight's Open Mic Fundraiser for the Hollywood Playhouse (2640 Washington St., Hollywood) is a good opportunity to lend a hand, and not just for applause. The $15 admission not only gets you a night of stand-up comedy, music, and dance, but you'll also be helping the company with its plans to build a new theater on Harrison Street. Or, if you want to take the stage, $10 gets you a performance slot. "We're looking for anyone who's passionate about theater," says Eileen Posner, who sits on the board of directors. "We need support from the community to keep the theater alive." Show starts at 7:30 p.m. Audience members, call 954-922-0404; performers, call 786-787-0399.
WED 14 Here's a trick question: Where did the American Black Film Festival originate? In Mexico? Whaaa? Yes. Before American was added to the title, the festival took place in Acapulco -- quite a drive for the local filmmaker or movie fan. So it's our good fortune that the ABFF moved to Miami, where it kicks off its eighth year tonight. The festival aims to promote films that transcend "stereotypical portrayals of black and urban lifestyles." The five-day event features awards ceremonies, screenings, entertainment, workshops, and cocktails. After a 5:30 p.m. welcoming reception at the Lincoln Theater (541 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach), judging begins at 7:45 with an HBO short film competition. The festival runs through July 18 at various locations in Miami Beach. Visit www.abff.com.