Rush

Attention, air drummers! Your favorite prog-rock power trio (no, not Triumph) is headed your way. That's right, the band that made naked man-ass a staple of 1970s album art has embarked on a merry quest to promote its latest record, Vapor Trails.

This tour (complete with a scary dragon logo for all you D&D fans) also marks the 30th anniversary of Neil Peart, Geddy Lee, and Alex Lifeson; three decades of odd time signatures, helium screams, and 15-minute drum solos that had everyone flailing their arms like a Pentecostal in a tornado. Join a few thousand of your high school buddies for the biggest reunion of jazz band loafers this side of Ridgemont High. You can also help Geddy celebrate his 51st birthday by doing shots of Metamucil. Lick... shot... suck... nap. -- Jon Wilkins

Catch a Rush at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, July 29, at Sound Advice Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury's Way, West Palm Beach. Tickets cost $32. Call 561-795-8883.