Hollywood is Burning

Local drag queens fire up the ballroom scene

"The United States is on a mission to locate the garments Madonna [wore] on the video 'The Beast Within.' Bring them to her." These are the instructions for competing in the Designer's Delight category of Florida's First Annual Statement, Stars, Legends, Icons Ball -- a fashion show/charades game/beauty pageant for the gender-bending set. Not familiar with that particular Madonna clip? Before you head to Macy's to pick up a little something to wear, let us just inform you that the song lyrics go, "And I saw a beast rising out of the sea with ten horns and seven heads."

The good news for those of you hoping to enter any of the ball's 17 categories is, you don't have to compete by yourself. To join Florida's gay ballroom scene, hook up with one of the 14 or so flourishing "houses." These are kind of like gangs populated by drag queens, drama queens, and homo thug princes who look like that Backstreet Boy with the goatee. Angel Camacho is a member of the House of Infiniti. "Every house has meetings and practices categories," he says. "Each house wants to represent something." Houses named after designers -- like VonDutch or Cavalli -- go for extravagance; the House of Latex promotes safe sex.

You can come to the ball just to watch -- but it's so much more fun to get on the catwalk. Start practicing your cartwheels to win that Olympic Gymnast category. Get a tux so you can strut as "James Bond sent by the Interpol to spy on a black tie event in Saudi Arabia." Start working on your Virgin Mary act -- so your "serene beauty releases peace on Earth and salvation to mankind." And for chrissake, child, follow directions and, the instructions suggest, "think about it twice before you half-step tastelessly." But most important: "Come in peace or don't come at all." -- Deirdra Funcheon

Mike Gorman

Details

Doors open at 10 p.m., and it costs $15 to $20. Call 786-487-0767 or visit www.floridaballroomscene.com
Thursday, September 23, at Club XIT, 219 N. 21st Ave., Hollywood.

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