New Times Backs Bush

Ten reasons to vote for the douchebag:

1. Four more years of Jennaís cleavage televised.

2. The Geneva Convention is for pussies.

3. That Rumsfeld makes me all tingly down there.

A vote for Bush will at least be counted.
A vote for Bush will at least be counted.

4. So what do you have against stem cells?

5. Ambiguity, nuance, and humility have no place in geopolitics today.

6. His environmental policy wonít kill you. Itíll only make you stronger.

7. Did you notice that bulge in the crotch of his flight suit? The terrorists sure as shit did.

8. If he wins, it means presidential candidate Dick Cheney next time. That means the Dick ticket: Cheney/Armey in 2008.

9. $400 billion deficits are the gift that keeps on giving. What else can you leave to your grandchildren?

10. A vote for Bush will at least be counted.

 
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