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The Aphrodisiac of Politics

Does John Kerry vs. Dubya make you hot? Go forth and multiply your vote.

OK, Kyle, which candidate would you rather drink with?

"I think it'd be more fun watching Bush get drunk. He's so stupid sober. Can you imagine that guy drunk? Kerry's so stupid you can't even follow his conversation sober. And Bush just laughs and smiles like an idiot."

As I take leave of Blondies, I pass the Republican couple, entwined on the bench, practically spooning. "Do you think Bush would approve of this type of behavior?" I ask.

They chuckle. "Probably not," the man says. "Maybe we shouldbe liberals."

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