Overheard

The following bit of convo was overheard outside Automatic Slim's on a recent Wednesday night:

Guy wearing sunglasses and tight girls' jeans: You mean, like, with a vagina?

Guy also wearing tight girls' jeans:Yeah...

Sunglasses guy:Ew.

Advice of the week: Guys of South Florida, beware! If you buy tight girls' jeans, you risk becoming limited to talking about Belle and Sebastian 45s, stupid asymmetrical haircuts, and ├╝berrelaxing manicures.

 
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