In the Clouds

FAU Tries to Get Real

The song will be re-created with a 72-piece orchestra and performed live at the Acropolis for a televised special.

"Turns out, Yanni ain't afraid t' slap a bitch, choke a bitch, whatevuh," said Prodigy member Liam Howlett. "He told that ho what time it was, yo, an' we respec' that."

In fact, Yanni now has a queue of hip-hop artists lining up to record songs with him — often songs that depict fairly harsh treatment of the distaff side. Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Ludacris have all contacted Yanni's manager, expressing interest.

Yanni, AKA Drunken Crab Whacka
Yanni, AKA Drunken Crab Whacka

"My man finally learned it ain't 'bout nothing but bitches and hos," Snoop Dogg said. "He just needed to get that John Tesh bullshit out of his system first."

— As told to Edmund Newton

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