Press Nose to Glass

The Velvet Revolver afterparty offers a stiff lesson in star power

Some are born great, others achieve greatness, still others have it thrust upon them — and then there's the rest of us; we're supposed to count ourselves lucky just to share a room with greatness, I guess. At least that was the idea on Sunday, October 7, when Nobles, the West Palm Beach club, was the site of "the official afterparty for Velvet Revolver," following their show at Sound Advice Amphitheatre. A flier listed Velvets drummer Matt Sorum as the host.

I was dubious, especially when Nobles didn't ask me for a cover and, at 11:15 p.m., the swank club on Clematis Street was hardly hopping. The Mighty Quinn played covers from Seger to Led Zep for a small, subdued gathering. There were exceptions, like the effusive blond with '80s bangs and high-waisted jeans, who apparently had found a look that worked for her and had stuck to it for the past 20 years, ever since Velvets antecedent Guns N' Roses debuted. This was Dana, a petite personal trainer who did not want her last name used. She was sitting in a VIP booth near the stage. She usually sang a few songs with Quinn, she said, and had sung with the GN'R tribute band Rocket Queen in New York. "I usually do 'Sweet Child o' Mine,' " she said, and Quinn's guitarist "told me if Slash" — the Velvets and GN'R guitarist, "will play it, I can sing it!"

And then there were those such as the investment bankers who'd come to Nobles to watch football after dinner and didn't see any particular reason to be excited. One, in a blue floral shirt, said he was not fazed by fame, since his father had been a drummer for a big '70s rock band, although he would give no more details because, he said, the old man "is very secretive." He was "always amazed when people suck up to stars," he said. "What do they get out of it?"

"You're here," I said. "What do you get out of it?"

"I don't think anyone will show up, so it's a moot point," he said. "But I do want to know what's up with the hot 20-year-olds hanging out with old guys over there."

He was referring to a group of bikers and models, all wearing "Southern Bike Nights" T-shirts to promote their locally filmed TV show. Jim Burgos, the show's executive producer, said a limo from his Party Bus, Inc. business would be bringing the Velvets to Nobles.

As midnight approached, folks who'd been to the Sound Advice show arrived. The highlight had been the Bic moment when the Velvets kicked into "Patience," said Mike Lyons, a tall guy in a skully (not the local meteorologist), who'd come from the concert with his sunny girlfriend Summer Beaumont.

What did the couple hope to get from the after party?

"Maybe some Jell-O wrestling?" Beaumont said.

"I think it would be cool to shake Slash's hand," said Lyons. A self-described "guitar slut" by trade, Lyons was actually a guitar manager at Guitar Center. He'd become a guitarist in part because of GN'R's Appetite for Destruction, which he likened to "a breath of fresh air when everything else was glam and hair bands."

And then the moment of truth was upon us. I knew because suddenly the club was filled with fans. Palm Beach Post pop culture writer Leslie Streeter was there, sharing a VIP booth with Michael Alicia, the paper's club columnist. Then a short guy with frizzy black hair nonchalantly claimed a VIP booth. It was Slash.

A clump of people pushed through the narrow club like a blood clot moving through a vein. The other superstars and their security had arrived.

Sorum, our host, sat with his buddies the rest of the night and never said diddly to most of us. Bad boys of rock 'n' roll don't abide by Emily Post. The only host-like thing he'd done was to bring all of the band except Duff McKagan to the party, plus new Alice in Chains singer William Duvall.

Sorum was wearing a newsboy cap, a good omen, I thought, until I realized he had no love for the Night Rider.

"But I just need one quote!" I pleaded to the human wall that separated mere mortals from the rock stars. I was kicking myself for not having been as wily as Streeter, in a white shirt, who somehow arranged to have Velvets singer Scott Weiland accidentally spill red wine across her chest.

This was just a night off for the band, explained Weiland's assistant, as stiff with attitude as he was with hair product.

"So what's it take to become a personal assistant?" I asked the pretty boy.

"Skin about this thick," he said, stretching his forefinger several inches from his thumb. He smiled. But no sooner did I ask his name than his icy demeanor returned.

Nobles owner Rocco Mangel explained the band's standoffishness: This was "a rest stop" for them on their way to Miami, not a paid gig, he said; it was a favor he'd arranged through a friend of a friend. It was a sweet deal for Mangel: He got star power for the price of the band's bar tab. With Slash drinking cranberry-and-soda and the rest of the guys keeping it low-key, that tab would be less than $250. As celebrities are so few and far between in West Palm, his clientele would be thrilled just to glimpse rock stars. "People just wanted to see if they would be here," he said. "That's half the battle."

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  • Carrie 10/18/2007 9:03:00 PM

    Hey how come your stories are so(too)short nowdays?

  • Steve 10/18/2007 8:17:00 PM

    Thanks for the kudos. But isn't that how Truman C dissed Kerouac? Re On the Road, TC said "That's not writing, it's typing." [Insert wry emoticon here.}

  • Andy 10/18/2007 6:58:00 PM

    I always check Night Rider 'cause she's the best but this time I also want to give kudos to Steve for typing such a great story!

  • Steve 10/18/2007 8:46:00 AM

    In my own brushoff with greatness, it�s sometime in the late �90s and I�m living in Brooklyn and decide to attend a panel discussion at Manhattan�s Town Hall, a look back at the trials and tribulations of the Great Sixties Cultural Revolution. I don�t recall who all was on the stage, exactly. Paul Krassner and Todd Gitlin and some of the other usual suspects/survivors. And Kathleen Cleaver, one time wife of Black Panther Party leader Eldridge Cleaver, and a fiery, indelible presence in her own right, all afro-bouffant and priceless bone structure and slender form and piercing, militant gaze. I may be imagining things but, during the course of the evening I get the distinct impression that Kathleen spots me in the audience and makes eye contact. Whatever. But as the panel discussion ends and the panelists mingle with the crowd and everyone is invited to traipse over to a nearby bar for a few drinks, I figure what the hell. I mean, here is one of the dream women of my youth and I�m out on the town and she appears to be unaccompanied�So we�re at the bar and everyone�s had a few and I go up to my fantasy and tell her, �Kathleen, I was in Berkeley in the �60s and saw you speak. You�re just as beautiful as ever.� (She was. Aged, yes. But still vital and charismatic.) Now, she may be an eminent public intellectual. And a prominent lawyer. And much sought-after speaker. A person of extraordinary experience and accomplishment. But she remains...a woman. And she is quite obviously flattered and charmed. We chat. We talk about hip-hop, pro and con. We talk about Bill Clinton�s betrayal of Lani Guinier. We talk about youth culture and its decay. I hold my own, and she remains charmed. Until I mention my personal story. I�ve described myself to her as a freelance writer, which was true at the time. But then, during an exchange about the situation of the working class, I mention that I�ve learned a great deal about U.S. society through observations made in the course of my fulltime work, waiting tables. Bang. Respect for the working class? Disregard for bourgeois conventional definitions of success? Understanding that the worth of an individual is not to be measured by their social standing? Hah! Before you can say �meritocracy,� I am consigned to the dustbin of history. Kathleen�s interest in me--either intellectual or romantic�has vanished, and she has wandered off into the crowd in search of more suitable companionship. My (money)shot at greatness, my chance to tear off a piece of history, has vanished with her. A few days later, on the phone with my then long-distance lover, I recount the tale. �Your honesty and openness are so charming,� she offers. �But on that occasion you should have kept your mouth shut.�

 

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