You Can Play the Washboard

If American Idol proved one thing, it is that this country loves people who have no talent and are willing to get on stage to prove it. (The horrific auditions are the best part!) Tonight, you don’t have to sit in front of a television to watch folks shame themselves publicly, you can see ´em do it live at Bill's Filling Station (2209 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors) for Cashetta’s Star Search. That’s where you can witness South Florida's most delusional and just plain insane performers battle it out for a $100 prize.

Can’t bear the thought of a night of screeching crooners? Don’t worry! This competition isn't just for singers. Contestant skills run the spectrum from drag divas to singers, and dancers. So guys, if you have a good body, you can show up and just take off your shirt and bop around a little bit: you'll totally win. (This a talent show at a gay bar, remember.) Call 954-567-5978, or visit www.jumponmarkslist.com. Sign-up is at 9:30 and show starts at 11 p.m.
Wed., Jan. 16, 2008