Breakfast on the Farm

“Farmin’ life ain’t easy, folks – it takes mountains of energy to corral livestock and maintain barns and whatnots. An’ big energy means a big breakfast,yes sir. Lots of starches for quick bursts, heaps of meaty sausage for buildin’ muscles, and, yep, healthful fruits to keep your mind right. So before you go traipsin’ round them pony rides and farm tours or pettin’ all our cute lil’ animals to death here at Tradewind’s Park(3600 W. Sample Rd., Coconut Creek), make sure you get some breakfast innya’. We’re servin’ up some pancakes, sausage, and fruit over at the General Store right there. It’s just four bucks from 9 a.m. to noon on Saturday and Sunday, so go get some, gosh dang it. If you’re needin’ to call me – and I don’t rightly know why – the number’s 954-968-3880. Now get along, I gotta’ see a man about a horse.”
Sat., Jan. 19, 2008