10. "Love Song," Insane Clown Posse
"Love Song" violates two of our rules for a Valentine's Day mix CD: No irony, no rap. "Bitch, I'm knocking at your door/Let me get some neden, ho/Bitch you're ugly, that's okay/I'm finna hit it anyway/I guess you want me to take you on a big date/But what you're saying don't sound all that straight/All I wanna do is feel your butt and squeeze your titties/Cuz I can't feed your fat ass on a buck fifty." Ah, nothing says love like Violent J. You know what else Violent J says? You're an idiot for even considering this song, that's what.
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