The Talk of the Green Iguana

Will American voters elect the first gay vice president in November?

The rumors about Florida Gov. Charlie Crist and the Green Iguana just wouldn't go away.

The story goes that the Florida governor frequented the Green Iguana, a bar in Tampa, back in the early 1990s when he was just starting his political career. He was less careful back then, people say, and during his partying at the Green Iguana, he was openly gay.

When I got Rick Calderoni, the bar's well-known owner, on the phone, I expected him to stonewall me about it.

He didn't.

Calderoni, who is gay, confirmed that Crist came into his bar quite often and that the two of them became friends.

Getting to the point, I asked him if he knew Crist to be gay.

"Yes," he answered bluntly. "I just wish he would come out and admit it. That would be a great thing if he did."

I asked Calderoni if he was certain that Crist is gay. He told me that Crist socialized with a gay clique of friends but conceded that he'd never actually seen Crist become intimate with another man.

So how can he be sure Crist is gay?

"The way he acted," Calderoni said.

How did he act?

Calderoni laughed and said, "Very feminine."

The Green Iguana owner then told me that he knew someone who could provide me more information and that he would have him call me. The call never came.

It wasn't proof. Just more circumstantial evidence that Florida's Republican governor is gay, a prevalent rumor in Tallahassee for years.

The topic may soon, however, get some national play. After helping to deliver Florida in the GOP primary, Crist is widely believed to be on the short list to become John McCain's nominee for vice president.

If he were to be chosen, imagine how interesting this presidential election would be. Not only would the American people be asked to vote for the first black president or female commander in chief, but, at least in terms of subtext, also the first gay vice president.

Are they ready for it? Do they even care?

Most voters will tell you they don't, that they couldn't care less about anyone's sexuality. Of course, they aren't telling the truth. Human nature demands that they at least be curious. But, absent a Jim McGreevy-/Mark Foley-/Larry Craig-type scandal, I don't think the issue would change an election. If anything, the buzz would only bring more intrigue to the candidate and possibly add to his support. Being boring is a lot bigger political sin than having sexual secrets in your closet. Americans knew full well that Bill Clinton was a poonhound before they elected him, didn't they?

Most Floridians had probably at least heard the rumors about Crist before they elected him governor. During the election, I reported about two male GOP staffers' boasts of having had affairs with Crist when he was running for governor in 2006. The stories burned across the internet and got a bit of play in the mainstream press. Crist won in a landslide anyway. Republicans homophobic? Not in Florida.

If McCain chooses Crist, it would be interesting to see how the voracious national press (as opposed to cautious Florida newspapers) would handle the issue. Would the New York Times put a small team of reporters on the story in an effort to dig up the truth?

I think so. Just last week, a writer with a major national magazine called me on the topic. He said he was doing a general piece about the recent spate of Republican outings and scandals, but the V.P. talk surely has given a bit of urgency to the project.

Finding the truth when it comes to Crist, though, is a slippery endeavor. For years, opposing candidates and private investigators have dug into the matter and found scintillating evidence. Just no proof.

My own efforts, as the Calderoni interview shows, have gone the same way. I began looking into the matter about 16 months ago, when a tipster in Fort Lauderdale told me that a young Republican aide had boasted to him at a dinner party that he was having an affair with Crist, who was then Florida's attorney general.

The tipster, who is gay, said he came forward because he found it terribly hypocritical that Crist opposed gay marriage and adoption by gay couples. Not to mention the whole pesky "living a lie" thing. I agreed, and before long, I had found numerous sources who said that GOP insiders Jason Wetherington and Bruce Carlton Jordan had boasted to them about romances with Crist.

Wetherington, who served as a regional director for Katherine Harris' U.S. Senate campaign and as a legislative aide for state Rep. Ellyn Bogdanoff, denied that he'd had an affair with Crist (though, after I started asking questions, he was taken under the wing of Hollywood lawyer Todd Payne and moved to Georgia until the election was over. Payne, a real estate attorney, wouldn't comment).

Jordan's story runs a bit deeper. A member of the pioneering Crum family in Central Florida's Sumter County, he's a longtime Tallahassee political operator, a childhood friend of Harris', and a convicted felon. His most recent political title was executive director of the Florida Funeral Home Directors Association. It was in that capacity that he snagged Crist as a fill-in guest speaker for a convention after then-Gov. Jeb Bush suddenly canceled an event in 2003.

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  • Patrick Henry 10/18/2010 11:47:00 PM

    Never thought much about Charlie being gay until I saw him throw the first pitch at a baseball game recently. Yep, I think he is........ lol

  • brenda misener 08/21/2010 7:47:00 PM

    i had a 5ft very tamed green iguana for 11years july 23 he got killed by animal cullity the person who did it said he didnt know what it was so he put it in a very hot trash can an put the lid on it jr sufficated the guy who did it is a nurse my iguana was healthly an good colors i cant find anything on the web on how much a iguana his size would cost i need some kind of price so i can make him pay could u help PLEASE email me back THANKS BRENDA MISENER

  • Robert 05/02/2010 9:08:00 AM

    To Marco: William R King may have been on the Pierce ticket, but he was "friends" with James Buchanan, our first gay president.

  • Robert 05/02/2010 9:06:00 AM

    There's already been a gay vice-president (William R King) in the 1850s. Do some research.

  • Marco Luxe 05/01/2010 7:53:00 AM

    William King was vice president on the ticket with Franklin Pierce,not Buchanan,. He was VP for a few weeks, but he never got to DC as VP, and died in AL. BTW, Crist is sooooo gay and soooooo sad.

  • Rick Robertson 08/06/2008 9:10:00 PM

    But he wouldn't be he first gay vice-president. That honor went to William Rufus DeVane King, whose lover was no less than his running mate, James Buchanan! Contemporary news accounts seem to support this (his nickname was "Aunt Nancy"), as well as anecdotal evidence.

  • Thayer 06/16/2008 3:35:00 AM

    I don't have a problem with the article, but the picture is of a Blue Cayman Island Iguana, not a Green Iguana. While I appreciate the use of the Blue Cayman Iguana in the picture as they are one of the most endangered species of lizard in the western hemispere and need all the attention they can get, it is a error. Save the Blues, donate today @ http://www.blueiguana.ky/!!!! Thayer the Herper

  • 05/29/2008 8:02:00 PM

    Crist is so gay it's not funny. And what will be even more hilarious is when the Far Right finally discovers this little nugget o' truth. McCain will drop that man like a torn nail. And then the truth about Crist will be national. Good luck, Crist. Your disturbing variation of 'gay' eg, closet case, is going to be opened up for all to see. When it does and that nice leather teddy is blown away by the hurricane winds of journalism, what are you going to have to say for yourself? I want to know because you've consistently taken positions (snicker) that are 100% counter your very own orientation. The denial of rights, EQUAL rights, is not what we want our community to be doing. And you ARE our community. I for one, a very open out gay man in a 20+ year relationship, hope his closet doors are torn completely off. And when they are I intend to laugh mightily. All those religious losers are going to discover precisely who this man really is. PS: Can I start laughing now?

  • TonyV 03/20/2008 7:24:00 PM

    Seriously people - don't you have anything better to write about than lurid gossip and hear-say? I'm a straight guy - but I would think it'd be fine to have a gay guy as the VP - it'd piss off all those extreme right-wingers and fanatics and Fox News watchers. :) Woman President with a gay man as VP. LOL! Welcome to the 21st century, bigots!

  • Jim 03/11/2008 10:46:00 PM

    "Who gives a darn whether your governor is gay or not?" Are you kidding? Every candidate for political office always leads with his family life (aka sexual orientation). Plus it is illegal in many States for gays to adopt, and even as recent as a few years ago Crist would be considered a registered sex criminal for sodomy violations. In the USA, homosexual love is considered unhealthy enough to be banned from the sanctity of the institution of marriage. The public really deserves to know this simple characteristic of a public official. It also goes to their credibility and honesty. If Crist has openly lied about his orientation, it suggests he may be one of the most deceptive and dishonest types imaginable.

  • Keith 03/04/2008 8:33:00 AM

    Where there is this much smoke, there is probably fire. But here is some news for the day: McCain is not going to select Crist as his running mate. The right wing nuts do not like Crist and McCain is all about sucking up to the right.

  • Tom King 03/04/2008 2:56:00 AM

    Actually, we've already had a gay Vice President -- my great great great uncle (not sure how many greats) Wlliam Rufus Devane King of Alabama, James Buchanan's "roommate" for 18 years. (And Buchanan was our first gay President.)

  • MARTinNJ 03/04/2008 1:44:00 AM

    Who gives a darn whether your governor is gay or not? Doesn't the United States, Florida, and this newspaper have more pressing issues to explore and write about? I guess not. Or least not in the estimation of this article's author, his editor, and this paper. If this is the best you can do with your 'news' section, why not just turn it over to E-Hollywood? Hey did you see what Paris and Britiny did yesterday?

 

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