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By Brett Gillin

Published on March 13, 2008 at 12:00am

By the time this article hits the newsstands, the Cats playoff picture will probably be crystal clear, therefore it’s time to grab your pen or pencil and get with the circling.

“We would just like to (congratulate/chastise) the Panthers for (making/missing) the playoffs yet again. We, the miserable South Florida sports fans, have put our faith in you and you’ve (come through/let us down) as you always do. Tonight, the vile New York Rangers are in town, and it’s going to be great watching the Panthers (destroy/be humiliated by) the Blueshirts on their way to (the playoffs/an extended vacation). By the way, it’s clear (Craig Anderson/Tomas Vokoun) should be in net tonight as he’s the better goalie by a long shot. To show how much we care, we’ll be (in attendance screaming ourselves hoarse/looking forward to the NFL draft) this Friday night at 7:30 p.m. at the BankAtlantic Center (1 Panther Pkwy., Sunrise). Tickets start at $17. Call 954-835-8000, or visit www.ticketmaster.com.”
Fri., March 14, 2008



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