Old-school hog farming makes a comeback, thanks to some fine swine from Frankenstein.
Transgender hookers with rap sheets are successfully fighting deportation--by asking for asylum.
First, Houston's DNA lab became a laughingstock. Then its controversial director was murdered.
We would just like to (congratulate/chastise) the Panthers for (making/missing) the playoffs yet again. We, the miserable South Florida sports fans, have put our faith in you and youve (come through/let us down) as you always do. Tonight, the vile New York Rangers are in town, and its going to be great watching the Panthers (destroy/be humiliated by) the Blueshirts on their way to (the playoffs/an extended vacation). By the way, its clear (Craig Anderson/Tomas Vokoun) should be in net tonight as hes the better goalie by a long shot. To show how much we care, well be (in attendance screaming ourselves hoarse/looking forward to the NFL draft) this Friday night at 7:30 p.m. at the BankAtlantic Center (1 Panther Pkwy., Sunrise). Tickets start at $17. Call 954-835-8000, or visit www.ticketmaster.com.
Fri., March 14, 2008