Look at That Pig in Lipstick

As the housing market collapses, desperate sellers get creative

A woman is giving away her $1.25 million mansion in Ocala. The house, replete with two 50-foot porches, three crystal chandeliers, and a jacuzzi, sits on two acres lush with oak trees, orange trees, azaleas, and gardenias. She will give it — mortgage-free — to the winner of a "pet lovers" essay contest. The contest is open to anyone of any age.

But yeah, there's a catch. Along with the 100 to 300 word essay (and a photo of the pet the essay is about), entrants must send a $200 fee. Why would someone give away a plantation-style spread to a stranger with 300 words and 200 bucks? Well, there's some fine print too. The contest, which is scheduled to end July 23, can be extended for up to two months if the owner, Clementina Marie Giovannetti, doesn't receive at least 6,250 entries. And if she still doesn't have the required number at the end of those two extra months, the contest is off. She'll refund $180 to each contestant; Giovannetti, a self-described bestselling author, keeps the remaining $20 for processing expenses.

Why exactly 6,250? Because 6,250 multiplied by the $200 entry fee comes to $1.25 million — the asking price for the property while it was on the market for the past two years. If there are more than 6,250 entrees, that's just profit for Giovannetti, who plans to promote her new book, Caesar: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told by a Dog, over the summer, most likely mentioning the contest a few times along the way. Clever, eh?

Kyle T. Webster

Actually, the author's scheme is less novel than you might think (though certainly more appealing than the title of her book). Homeowners, tired of the shaky real estate market, have tried similar essay contests recently in New Mexico, Ohio, and California. One couple in Colorado requires just $100 to enter their contest and hopes for at least 2,000 entrees. That would add up to $200,000 for a house listed at $169,000 earlier this year.

In South Florida, some sellers are removing their listings entirely, opting to auction their property rather than wade through the sea of sharks who hope to take advantage of desperate sellers and get properties well below appraised values.

"These tricks and crazy approaches to selling houses are nothing new," says Jack Timmins, owner of T&T Realty in Fort Lauderdale. Timmins has been a real estate agent in South Florida for more than 30 years. He says he's seen desperate sellers try creative approaches during market downturns for a long time. Now that South Florida has become one of the most depressed markets in the nation, sellers are offering much more than just the kitchen sink to move property at close to the price they want. "People are willing to throw in everything from televisions to one-year leases on cars to their first-born sons," says Timmins, who offers new big-screen TVs with some of the houses he sells. "Some people are willing to pay your kids' college tuition."

Charalane Canfield, an agent for Westpark Realty, has an apartment for sale in Weston where the seller is willing to carry the mortgage. "He's thinking he can make up the difference and sell at his higher price by keeping the interest low," Canfield says. The unit in question is professionally decorated with furniture and a flat screen TV in a theater room. It's listed for about $300,000.

High-end condominium developers are also desperate to unload property, according to Zach Finn, owner of Finn Real Estate Enterprises. "Developers are throwing in unbelievable incentives for both buyers and agents. They're doing everything they can to move the units they have left at full price because they've already sold some at that price and they don't want to lower the value of the building. They built these properties expecting to get the market price from a few years ago."

One of the properties Finn shows prospective buyers is Sapphire, a condo building under construction on A1A south of Oakland Park. The seaside residences are priced from just under $600,000 for a two-bedroom unit to $1.28 million for a penthouse. Incentives started with $30,000 worth of designer furniture included with every purchase, "but flooring packages are standard now," Finn explains over sushi at his sleek new office on Sunrise Boulevard. "That's just expected. [Sellers] have to be very creative to impress people in this market." Now Sapphire buyers also get a free two-year lease on a new Mercedes-Benz (a choice of the CLK convertible or the E-class sedan) and a paid membership to The Club at Harbor Beach Marriott Resort & Spa, which includes a 22,000 square-foot, full-service spa; an 8,000 square-foot, lagoon-style pool; and 50 beachfront cabanas.

"So many places are selling the whole lifestyle package," Finn says. "It's not just the luxurious penthouse, it's the luxury car downstairs and membership at the best resorts and golf clubs."

Finn says this kind of lifestyle marketing was introduced to South Florida by Donald Trump. When initial sales in the Trump International Hotel & Tower were lower than expected, The Donald offered prospective buyers a choice of cars: a Maserati, a Lamborghini, or a Jaguar. Finn has his doubts about such window-dressing. "Good value is what people are looking for," he says. "The only things selling right now are the exceptional properties at great prices. Short of that, nothing is really working."

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