A giant, gold gong that you could smack to shut people up would be useful. Say your boss is asking you to work the weekend apparently there have been staff shortages and problems with the supply chai
GOOOOOOONNNGGGGG! Problem solved. Oh whats that? Your friend from college whos too busy to see you wants help moving next Saturday, and it really wont be that bad because hes already packed his collecti- GOOOOOONNNNGGGG! You need to write about that dog show for the weirdass weekly newspap
. - GOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG! See, it works in any situation. For all these reasons, the folks at Dada (52 N. Swinton Ave., Delray) have decided to draw on the power of the gong for their new, Monday night talent fiesta, the Gong Show. Hosted by Chris Imperial (he of erotic poetry slam fame), the contest-cum-variety hour will ask locals to step on stage for the chance to win over $1000 in cash prizes. The catch: Your talent for juggling knives might impress your grandma, but the Great Gong has a far more refined palate. According to Imperial, skills that border on the bizarre are favored over those that might land you a spot on American Idol. But even if the entrants stink, watching a hopeful get his or her spirits crushed by a crashing gong never gets old. Winners each week will receive $100 and a return trip for the monthly semifinals, with the grand finals being held at the end of the year. Registration starts at 9:30 p.m., and theres no cover. Call 561-330-3232.
Mondays, 9:30 p.m. Starts: Aug. 11. Continues through Dec. 31, 2008