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Start your night off with the carefree sounds of powerpop quartet the Pots and Pans, a group that can always be counted on for mixing improv theater with hip-shaking tunes (8 p.m.). At 8:35 get sucked into the lead bass riffs of distortion-heavy, hippie punk group Sinister Smith. Then at 9:10 prepare to take a seductive slide across the extraterrestrial dance floor with Airship Rocketship. But do conserve some energy; youll want it for both the 9:45 set of everyones favorite lo-fi band of shocked cottontails, the Electric Bunnies, and for the 10:20 performance by Palm Beachs pop-sensation, TV Club. Whichever group tickles the most people in their nethers takes home the nightly prize, a Gibson Epiphone Guitar and a recording session at JamRock Studios. Also, the chosen ones then compete against other winners, the Down Home Southernaires and the Hongs, for the big daddy of all prizes: a full day of recording at the Hit Factory Criteria Miami as well as basic bragging rights. DJ Lolo will shake things up on her turntables between sets, Grolsch and VitaminEnergy Drink will be handling refreshments, and hot dogs will be peddled by Dogma Grill. Best of all, if you havent yet had a chance to check out MOCAs badass summer exhibit, "Sympathy for the Devil: The Art of Rock and Roll Since 1967," nows your chance. So get an extra night out of this long weekend, your party pants will thank you. Doors at 7 p.m. Five bucks gets you both art and battle.
Thu., Aug. 28, 7 p.m., 2008