Fortunately for you, were not in that distant future world yet. For the moment, youll just have to settle for reenacting an equally silly decade at tonights ΄70s Funk Disco Labor Day Weekend Party at Respectable Street (518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach). It will be hilarious to your modern sensibilities, because people will be wearing afros and bellbottoms and trying feebly to kung fu fight on the dance floor. You will take pictures of your girlfriend dressed as Debbie Harry under the light of the disco balls, and you will fling discarded coke straws at your friends (those are fake, right?) while the king and queen of the costumed are crowned. But as you go on indulging in your fun, think about how Barry Gibb would feel. You people are shitting on his memories. Bastards. Theres no cover just come dressed (in)appropriately. Call 561-832-9999, or visit www.respectablestreet.com.
Sun., Aug. 31, 9 p.m., 2008