The Real Girlfriend Experience

My hooker romance

At the second hole, she tells me how she came to her current station in life: She moved to Florida from Nebraska for college. She wanted to get out of the cold and live near the beach. Apparently, she did not consult a map before choosing a school in Lakeland, which is several hours from the water. In college, she was a business major, and she just graduated in May. During her senior year, she signed up for a website called SexyJobs.com, an adult employment site that matches men and women with pornographers and agents. She started with porn because it enabled her to work as little as twice a month and still pay all of her expenses.

Now 22, she moved to South Florida to work with a porn agency but says the money ran out quickly. "There is a lot of money for girls when they first start in porn," she tells me, trying to putt through a snaking corridor of artificial turf. "I could make $900 in a few hours. But once a girl has appeared in a few places, they don't want to pay her as much, unless you're some superstar like Jenna Jameson."

With $60,000 in student loans coming due soon, she says she needed more money. She looked through hundreds of escort ads, gauging how much she might be worth. "I set a high price because I thought I could get it." She averages four calls a day, working six days a week.

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A higher price also means a generally higher quality of clientele. Most of her calls are from doctors and lawyers. They're the ones who can afford that kind of cash, she says as she scoots her ball casually with her foot.

"Hey, that's cheating," I say with a playfully stern tone.

"Yeah, I'm a cheater," she says in a dry, humorless voice.

Sometimes she tells people she's from Kansas instead of Nebraska because Kansas sounds more innocent and Midwestern, she says.

Even if she isn't having fun playing minigolf, rushing through each hole, Britney doesn't seem to mind sharing her wealth of professional expertise. She takes the tone of a college professor as she explains some of the call-girl terminology. Ads often include what look like alphanumeric codes: GFE, PSE, DATY, BBBJ, K9, DFK. Those are all options, she says, like a menu.

GFE stands for "girlfriend experience," she says, which means the escort can offer more than just a dirty deed. A GFE might include kissing on the mouth, for example, or role-playing. The GFE is the promise to at least appear to be enjoying the company and not just the money.

PSE is code for "porn-star experience." A step up in intensity from a GFE, a PSE can include dynamic positioning, moaning, and the general showmanship of adult cinema. The PSE must never be mistaken for "Greek" or "a trip to Greece," which indicates the prostitute is willing to engage in anal intercourse.

DATY stands for "Dining at the Y," an indication the woman will receive oral sex. "I guess because a woman with her legs spread kind of looks like a Y," she says, leaning on her putter, tilting her head as she thinks.

A BBBJ is a "bareback blowjob," as opposed to a CBJ, a covered blowjob (with a condom).

LFK is light French kissing. DFK is deep French kissing.

I ask if anyone has ever asked her to do something she didn't want to do.

She says no, "but I'm ready to explain that I won't do something I don't want to do." Where exactly she will draw that line remains a mystery.

At the 11th hole, we debate whether we may have skipped the eighth hole. We did. Britney makes it clear we are not going back.

By hole 13, we are discussing what she'd like to do with her life. "I really like economics and marketing," she says. "I'd like to go back to school and get an MBA and maybe a master's in economics."

"What are some of your favorite economic theories?" I ask, hoping I might be able to show her that I know words like Keynesian.

"I like more of the micro than the macro," she says. "Like price control and things like that." One day, she would like to find a way for governments to pay for all the social programs without having to raise taxes.

"Any ideas?"

"No, not yet," she says as we approach the 17th hole. "See, financially I'm a conservative, but socially I'm a Democrat. I haven't even made up my mind on who I'm voting for."

Wow, a real-life swing voter.

Still thinking about economics (and still trying to work in Keynesian), I ask, "What's your dream job?"

"I'd like to work for the government one day," she says, smiling at the thought of a prostitute fashioning economic policy. "Secretly, I really want to be the next Alan Greenspan."

The 18th hole consists of two parts. First, players are to hit their balls under a small cottage, then watch as they pop out a few feet below, near the hole. Britney hits her ball under the house, lifts her putter, and heads for the door.

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Marco
Marco

Vesky and Groovychick you are special. Hold onto that! Sex-date with no sex is freaky. Checked out theamsterdamdiaries. Man, gigolo, or what?

Veskey Kosko
Veskey Kosko

I am a cam girl and I am extremely professional.  I work from the safety of my bedroom and honestly I tried to find a job when I lost everything, I couldn't do it in enough time to pay my bills and Unemployment is a joke!.. Sorry everyone but this is my career along with many more like me

Groovychicksoph
Groovychicksoph

I work in a country where brothels are legal. I had other options but I simply wanted more money. The vast majority of us are not victims, we just like money and have no qualms with the concept of having sex in exchange for money. In fact the only prostitutes I would consider victims are the street walkers at the mercy of pimps and addiction, which is illegal here. I work in a legal brothel where safety regulations are strict and the environment professional. For every bad client I have at least 10 good clients, from all walks of life. A month into my job and I've already organised a 6 month overseas holiday for next year. It's a shame these girls are working in a country where prostitution is illegal, which means their safety cannot be guaranteed (like Sophia for example). I'm not sure what I'm trying to prove with this comment, just providing a little insight. I will say this, the only time I feel truly degraded in my profession is when I am labelled a victim, like I'm too dumb to know any better. By the way, if you wanted to go on a date with me you would be charged at least $500 an hour for a minimum of two hours, I didn't set that price, my brothel/agency did. In fact I thought you proposing a free date to these girls was quite audacious. Great article.

PrayingForBetterLifeAhead
PrayingForBetterLifeAhead

Read your column briefly, but had  question.  What happens when a girl who has lost EVERYTHING.  She has lost her job;  And day by day, she is trying tenaciously to find a job (calling recruiters).  It gets worse each and every day.  Every day is more and more sescouraging.  Then you find that your life savings if depleated from 74,000 to 13,000 in one week.  Everything you have saved for.  Every thing you saved for every day to  - is gone. 

And the unemployment check is not enough to cover even your rent.  Meanwhile, you had to wait 3 months after your layoff to even get the first check to you because of a glitch in the system.

What do you do?  Hell, I'd prostitute myself.  You're damn right on that one!

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Writer2011
Writer2011

Look, girlfiend experience was an accident of typing, but there is an article called Meet Captain Howdy - so maybe it was not so far off the mark. Look, I've read some reviews of The Real Girlfriend )but not the article) .... and one of the responses is that we want to know what actually happens. Bluntly, it is infinitely variable. Sometimes it is very, very good and sometimes it is Captain Howdy .... read it at:theamsterdamdiaries.weebly.com

John
John

Interesting, I guess. Try theamsterdamdiaries.weeblycom to avoid disappointment. This is the REAL girlfiend experience to the finish.

mike
mike

Fantastic piece!! its rare that a piece of journalism evokes deep reflection and real emotions in the reader through pure humanistic portrayals

R SHABEER AHMED
R SHABEER AHMED

REQUESTING LETTER FOR JOB IN THE NAME OF GOD

RESPECTED SIR/MADAM

RESUME

NAME : R SHABEER AHMEDFATHER,S NAME:RAFIQ AHMED RMOTHER,S NAME:MUBEEN TAJQUALIFICATION :B.COMTECHNICAL QUALIFICATION: PG DIPLOMA IN COMPUTER,S APPLICATIONS AN DAA DIPLOMA IN ADVANCE ACCOUNTANCYADDRESS :#122/2 1ST MAIN ROAD 4TH CROSS 2ND FLOOR FARDA BANU BUILDING J.J.R.NAGAR RANAGANATHA COLONY MYSORE ROAD BANGALORE-560018MARITAL STATUS :UN-MARRIEDPASSPORT NUMBER:H6598286EXPERIENCE :FRESHERSNATIONALITY :INDIANSEX :MALECONTACT NUMBER:9986494711DATE OF BIRTH:25/05/1984REALIONAL :MUSLIMAGE :24 YEARS OLDHOBBIES :WATCHING WWE ON TEN SPORTS AN SWIMMINGLANGUAGES KNOWN:URDU,HINDI,ENGLISH

DATE: PLACE:FROM INDIA,FROM KARNATAKA STATE,FROM BANGALORE CTIY,FROM MYSORE ROAD (R SHABEER AHMED)

HELLO SIR/MADAM MY NAME IS R SHABEER AHMED AN I AM 24 YEARS OLD AN I HAVE PASS B.COM IN THE YEAR 2007 AN I HAVE DONE P G DIPLOMA IN COMPUTERS APPLICATIONS IN THE YEAR 2006 AN I HAVE DONE D.A.A DIPLOMA IN ADVANCE ACCUNTACNY AN NOW I AM LOOKING FOR JOB IN AMERICA,LONDON,R IN UK,SO PLEASE CALL ME WITH IN 2 R 3 DAYS BY SEANDING VISA,TICKET,IN THE NAME OF R SHABEER AHMED TO THIS ADDRESS #122/2 1ST MAIN ROAD 4TH CROSS 2ND FLOOR FARDA BANU BUILDING J.J.R.NAGAR RANAGANATHA COLONY MYSORE ROAD BANGALORE-560018 SO PLEASE SIR/MADAM KINDLY CALL ME AN MY E-MAIL IS NOT WORKING SO PLEASE KINDLY SEAND UR ANSWERS BY POST R BY CARGO PLEASE SIR/MADAM KINDLY CALL ME

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Sonny Wyatt
Sonny Wyatt

Great piece! And for those who don't "Get it", you must be new here, this is real journalism, writing for teh sake of informing teh reader about the characters who surround the reader everyday, in every town. Mooney took these girls on dates, and gave us an idea of what it would be like to "visit" an escort. He went further by detailing his "dates" with several, he gave us insight into who they say they are, what they say about their dreams, their motivations to do their jobs, and more. This is not fluff and it is not world affairs, or national news but it is an article about people who perform the oldest profession. I'd not have had teh experience of hearing from these women had Mooney not enlightened me to it. For that, Michael, I thank you sir. Good work.

dundee
dundee

They are also human too.....just like us.....they can be a friend or enemy just also like us.....they can be a wise and holy but also a crime like us too.....they have time of birth and death like people around the globe...just like us.....Indeed we can not eradicate the prostitution, for it is like eradicating humankind coz they are everywhere.......but above all things I 'll see them as my neighborhood, trying to do samething to the lazzaroni around me.....Congratulations for giving them a chance to be a friend.....God is watching us.....conveying wishes from Indonesia....

Life's Short
Life's Short

Interesting that half the comments here bash this article for not being insightful or have a deeper meaning, but why not just enjoy the article for what it is- a fascinating insight on hookers lives beyond the general perception. This was a unique and entertaining read, very well written.

Nick
Nick

Great read! Well written. It is not often you get journalism like. You see, to all you bashers in here, this is what people with actual intellect call 'Creative Journalism'.

Well done and well put!

Luke
Luke

I enjoyed the article. It doesn't have to have a point. It's a story. If anything, it humanizes the women. Certainly nothing wrong with that.

Katie Dunn
Katie Dunn

This is one of the most interesting things Ive ever read. Ive read it twice now. It just leaves you with so many different emotions. I LOVE the ending too! Great job!

Katie Dunn
Katie Dunn

This is one of the most interesting things Ive ever read. Ive read it twice now. It just leaves you with so many different emotions. I LOVE the ending too! Great job!

David
David

That was a great article. Don't listen to the haters, they apparently were entertained enough to read all 6 pages. Ha!

Bob
Bob

I'm going straight on Craigslist. See if I can find one of these broads who look nothing like their picture.Catch some disease. ...and write a story about it all with no real ending.That was lame. Slightly entertaining, but never made any real points or observations that we couldn't imagine before reading it.

Dean Esmay
Dean Esmay

Great article. Ending a little weak, but great otherwise. A look into the real people living this life is all the story is, and that's all it should be.

What is life like as a paid escort? Now you know.

britney
britney

im in this article i found it very funny everyones responses lol

a
a

This is the best fucking thing I've read in a long time. What the hell are people complaining about? You want someone to tell you how to feel at the end? Why is this not the most read story on this site?

Arthur A. Escobar
Arthur A. Escobar

i ready memender when i met this lady b.............. i love her de dope

Hondu
Hondu

I dated a hooker once. All I got was a rash.

Steve
Steve

God this is an incredible story. If New Times actually did artistic things like this more often I would probably be inclined to come to the site a hell of a lot more.

master
master

This guy is a giant douche.

James Hinds
James Hinds

They may be hookers -- selling false intimacy for dollars. Some might say selling something that is beyond price.

But still, they evoke a strong sense of compassion in me: seeing through a hardened exterior to that real human that is stuck in her role.

I think it is a little like the young girl falling for 'the bad boy' and saying: "My parents just don't see him the way I do"

Marcelo
Marcelo

Hookers suck. No pun intended.

dibusek
dibusek

I should say that this is impressive. mostly we have seen certain people in classes, high versus low ones and start to make some prejudice. reading this I think I got the point, even a prostitute is a human, really has real heart, remembers some nostalgia in life, wants to be acknowledged as a person, not as a toy.

I just wish someone could redeem her out of such kind of job and to give her a proper life where she could become herself, not living the gloomy prostitute life any longer. I guess she (and other ones) might have such hope deep inside her heart, but she (and those ones) just couldn't speak it out.

Frank
Frank

If you told me this morning that I would read a story about a guy who dates prostitutes and I'd actually email it to all of my friends with the subject: GENIUS WRITING I never would have believed you. Who is this guy and why haven't I heard of him before? It sounds stupid, but these are the kinds of stories that change the world and how people look at other people. Congrats!

tunana
tunana

What a bad ending.

Actually end it right so I can feel better about reading 6 pages that lead nowhere, please.

KT
KT

I really liked this article. The author writes well. Keep up the interesting stories.

hanis21
hanis21

dont you guys get it ?its all about the fact that even though they are still prostitutes they too are still human - they to have ambitions. the difference between them and everyone else is either they have been in some sort of situation or forced in a corner and they only do this to help them get out of the situation - all of them have some goals in their lives. if you read carefully none of them 'do this for fun'.its a good article- i would like to see what you do next.

Larz Blackman
Larz Blackman

Most enjoyable read I've had in a long time. But now I'll wonder if every woman is a hooker.

Bill
Bill

This was almost like reading a book by Salinger. A little flavor, but no bullshit. Excellent story, well written, and not fabricated.

Excellent.

Marcus
Marcus

Dude, this was a great read! It really makes me wanna date prostitutes though :p You should do this every month or so, really quite entertaining.

Zach
Zach

An introspective look at a world that few people will ever get to see.

I can't say i was surprised much by the lives of these prostitutes but such a candid look at them without all the manufactured drama of a major 24 hours news network was very refreshing.

I think the author took just the right approach to the story and I really enjoyed reading it.

Tina
Tina

Well good thing about this is people get to see other facet of prostitute. I have gone on similar date with people and all they want is to be with you and hug you. No sex. It means so much to us.

Tina

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Alex
Alex

good article. i have to admit i skimmed through parts. ive always wanted to know if the escorts look like the pictures? do they? there is some hot ones in the back of those mags. i would like to see pics.

dr. helms
dr. helms

as stated in the beginning this really is a sociological experiment on hookers! who are those people willing to do anything for money? how did they get into this position? i really enjoyed reading this article ... colorful like the stuffed animals in these machines!

Lu
Lu

This journalism at its best form. Not some mass media bs from cnn and time.

john
john

I think of two things when I read this wonderfully written article.

1. As a man who has slept with many prostitutes, I think that next time, I will simply take them out on dates, like this author. The best part of seeing a prostitute is the female companionship.

2. I cannot believe that American girls are driven to prostitution simply to pay for education - a privellige that billions of people around the world enjoy without having to f*ck strangers. America is SICK.

 
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