The Real Girlfriend Experience

My hooker romance

It began with an awkward phone call: "Would you like to, um, go bowling with me?"

"Go what?"

"Go... uh... bowling. Would you like to bowl with me? I'll pay for everything, of course."

Sophia's ad promised that she could "provide the ultimate" girlfriend experience.
C. Stiles
Sophia's ad promised that she could "provide the ultimate" girlfriend experience.
Sophia went out on a fetish call and got kidnapped and held hostage for three days.
C. Stiles
Sophia went out on a fetish call and got kidnapped and held hostage for three days.
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"You just want to go bowling?" She was incredulous.

"Kind of like a sweet, you know, all-American date," I said, a nervous cramp in my chest.

Silence.

"Yeah, I'll go bowling with you. What time do you want to go?"

So it was set. My first date with a prostitute would be at a bowling alley in west Broward. We could talk about whatever she wanted. Do whatever she felt like doing. As long as it didn't involve anything even close to sex.

It had to be one of the weirder propositions she'd heard. Call it some sort of half-baked sociological experiment: What happens when you take a hooker on a regular date? What happens when you share a walk on the beach or a piece of pizza instead of, oh, something that ends in job?

And that's why, at the Don Carter Tamarac Lanes, during the third frame of the second bowling game, Sophia the prostitute is telling me about the time she went out on a fetish call and got kidnapped and held hostage for three days.

"He was spanking me, having a good time, when all of a sudden he like freaked out and pulled out his gun and started saying a bunch of crazy stuff," she says as she lifts her pink bowling ball from the return. "He kept telling me he was going to take me to Vegas. He kept saying I couldn't be too bruised up for Vegas."

While she was held hostage, her driver called, trying to convince the man to let her go. "I pretty much felt like I was going to die," Sophia says, standing in blue and red bowling shoes. "He lived in an apartment in one of those really tall buildings in Miami right next to where the Heat plays. I could look out the window at all the people coming and going, and I wondered if I was ever going to get out of there."

She threw her ball down the lane. Three pins went down.


On our first call, we agreed to meet at the bowling alley on a Friday evening. She called me "Baby" and "Sweetie" in a throaty voice.

I got Sophia's number from a post on Craigs­list's erotic services page. Her ad boasted that she can "provide the ultimate gfe [girlfriend experience]" and that she was "willing to try anything, Just Ask!" Beneath the text was a grainy photo of her in what looked like a motel room, in a sexy pose in front of a mirror. She had long, dark hair and shiny skin.

She told me she was fine with going bowling and appearing in my story, "but," she said, "you know my time is money." We agreed that I would bring $100. I'd pay for our date and give her whatever was left over.

The sun is beginning to set when she arrives in a dirty white Dodge sedan. We introduce ourselves just inside the front door of the bowling alley.

"So what exactly are we supposed to be doing here?" she asks.

"Honestly, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing," I say in a failed attempt to alleviate her worries. "Let's just try to have a good time."

She's 5-foot-2, with dark hair and a gentle face. She has bright, brown, curious eyes. Her upper teeth are covered by a shiny silver grill with dice carved into the teeth. She's wearing flip-flops, a short denim skirt, a brown tank top that clings to her buxom figure, and a gray hooded sweatshirt with several images of Bob Marley across the front and back. She doesn't seem to be under the influence of any strong narcotics. She looks like a slightly older, slightly rounder version of the photo in her ad.

I try not to wonder how many men she's seen this week.

We pick out our balls. She finds a bright pink one that feels comfortable in her small hands. She wonders if the ball might hurt her long acrylic nails — at the end of each finger, she has a twisting Technicolor spectrum embossed over a white background. Eager to impress, I go for a colorful, 16-pound ball. I pick it up, then graciously put it down for an 11.

At the shoe counter, she realizes she's forgotten socks. For $2.50, I buy her the finest white socks Don Carter offers, out of a vending machine.

We find our lane and she slips on her size-seven, suede bowling shoes. As we attempt to enter our names into the electronic scorekeeper, we discuss how infrequently we both bowl.

Sophia rolls first. Gutter ball. She turns around and breaks into a shy grin, slightly embarrassed. On the second roll, she knocks over one pin.

"That's really the hardest pin to get," I joke.

She smiles without opening her mouth.

She's from Tampa originally, she says, and goes back and forth across the state a lot. She's 27, though she tells most of her clients she's 22. Her real name isn't Sophia. It also isn't Trinity, another name she uses.

"I keep thinking I'm going to break one of these things," she says as she examines the nails on her right hand. She gets them done every two weeks, for $60. It's only been a week since her last visit, so she has to be extracautious.

I ask her to tell me about herself. "Well, I'm a Sagittarius, and I like long walks on the beach," she says, imitating the tone of a dating-game contestant. She says she doesn't really get out much.

Neither of us has 30 pins by the fifth frame. So we have at least one thing in common: We both suck at bowling.

Her favorite thing in the world to do, she says, is to make homemade, hand-rolled sushi. For the first time, she's talking directly to me.

"Sushi? Really?"

"My grandmother came here from Hiroshima," she says. They never spent a lot of time together, but every so often, her grandmother would teach young Sophia the craft of the tuna roll. She tilts her head slightly as she imagines herself cutting and arranging raw fish.

At the end of the first game, she has 40 and I have 67.

Things can only get better from here.


This wasn't entirely my brilliant idea. I'd seen a photo-essay book titled I Date a Hooker in which a New Jersey man named Jeff Fischer took a bunch of prostitutes on sort-of regular dates. Then he snapped photos, including copious depictions of himself making out with them, which, frankly, is just as gross as it sounds. I wanted to talk to Fischer about his raunchy project, so I asked his publisher, Blue Q Books, if I could set up an interview with the author.

"The guy who actually dated the prostitutes?" asks a Blue Q rep. "I wouldn't even know where to begin tracking him down."

So I was on my own.

I had uneasy feelings about offering any kind of remuneration for our encounters, so after seeing Sophia, I resolved not to pay any more hookers just to date me. I was going to call and ask the women politely if they would join me for ice cream or to go to the aquarium.

The first place I turned, naturally, was to the back pages of this very publication. I started dialing numbers from ads with photos of women who, for whatever reason at the time, I felt might be more likely to indulge their intellectual inquisitiveness — or at least humor me. I called girls with ads that said: "New to town! Show me around!" "Because I'm worth it!" "Just broke up with my boyfriend!"

I got turned down. Cold. Every time. "Hi. I'm a reporter working on a story about dating local escorts. There wouldn't be anything sexual, just a game or two of miniature golf. And I'll pay for this date, of course, but I really don't have any money to give you for — hello? Hello?"

After two days of ego-smashing rejections from prostitutes up and down the tricounty area, I decided to ditch the idea of enticing hookers to date me for free. My new pitch: "I've got $100, and I want to play miniature golf with an escort."

Most women still weren't interested. "I prefer something a little more intimate," one told me.

Finally, I found Britney. Her ad said: "MIDWESTERN BRITNEY/Need to pay off student loans. $275/hr." The photo was of a surfer-blond woman with smooth, golden skin.

Over the phone, we agreed to meet at Boomer's in Dania Beach for an afternoon date and a winsome round of minigolf. When I arrive, Britney is removing wads of fast-food wrappers from the back seat of her Camry. She's tall and blond but rougher than her photo. She's wearing a blue Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt, a white linen skirt, and Ed Hardy flip-flops on her exceptionally large feet. She never takes the Louis Vuitton bag off her shoulder or the Chanel sunglasses off her head.

I find myself wondering what kind of guy would pay almost $300 for an hour with this woman. Then I feel guilty.

We get our putters and balls — she picks a purple ball; I pick orange — and make our way out to the course. I stop for a scorecard and a pencil. "Nah, we don't need to keep score," she says. "Let's just play. Didn't you want to ask me some questions or something? And I'm going to need my donation up front."

I hand over the $80 I have left after paying for two rounds of golf.

My first question: Why didn't any of the girls I called want to take an afternoon off and go play miniature golf?

"Escorts don't do anything for free," she explains as we line up our balls at the beginning of the first hole. "Who's to say you aren't some guy just like all the other weirdos out there but your role-play fantasy is to play a reporter doing an interview?"

Hmmm. That's someone's fantasy?

Nobody wants to get ripped off and give anyone anything for free when she could be getting something, she says. "Time is money in this business."

At the second hole, she tells me how she came to her current station in life: She moved to Florida from Nebraska for college. She wanted to get out of the cold and live near the beach. Apparently, she did not consult a map before choosing a school in Lakeland, which is several hours from the water. In college, she was a business major, and she just graduated in May. During her senior year, she signed up for a website called SexyJobs.com, an adult employment site that matches men and women with pornographers and agents. She started with porn because it enabled her to work as little as twice a month and still pay all of her expenses.

Now 22, she moved to South Florida to work with a porn agency but says the money ran out quickly. "There is a lot of money for girls when they first start in porn," she tells me, trying to putt through a snaking corridor of artificial turf. "I could make $900 in a few hours. But once a girl has appeared in a few places, they don't want to pay her as much, unless you're some superstar like Jenna Jameson."

With $60,000 in student loans coming due soon, she says she needed more money. She looked through hundreds of escort ads, gauging how much she might be worth. "I set a high price because I thought I could get it." She averages four calls a day, working six days a week.

A higher price also means a generally higher quality of clientele. Most of her calls are from doctors and lawyers. They're the ones who can afford that kind of cash, she says as she scoots her ball casually with her foot.

"Hey, that's cheating," I say with a playfully stern tone.

"Yeah, I'm a cheater," she says in a dry, humorless voice.

Sometimes she tells people she's from Kansas instead of Nebraska because Kansas sounds more innocent and Midwestern, she says.

Even if she isn't having fun playing minigolf, rushing through each hole, Britney doesn't seem to mind sharing her wealth of professional expertise. She takes the tone of a college professor as she explains some of the call-girl terminology. Ads often include what look like alphanumeric codes: GFE, PSE, DATY, BBBJ, K9, DFK. Those are all options, she says, like a menu.

GFE stands for "girlfriend experience," she says, which means the escort can offer more than just a dirty deed. A GFE might include kissing on the mouth, for example, or role-playing. The GFE is the promise to at least appear to be enjoying the company and not just the money.

PSE is code for "porn-star experience." A step up in intensity from a GFE, a PSE can include dynamic positioning, moaning, and the general showmanship of adult cinema. The PSE must never be mistaken for "Greek" or "a trip to Greece," which indicates the prostitute is willing to engage in anal intercourse.

DATY stands for "Dining at the Y," an indication the woman will receive oral sex. "I guess because a woman with her legs spread kind of looks like a Y," she says, leaning on her putter, tilting her head as she thinks.

A BBBJ is a "bareback blowjob," as opposed to a CBJ, a covered blowjob (with a condom).

LFK is light French kissing. DFK is deep French kissing.

I ask if anyone has ever asked her to do something she didn't want to do.

She says no, "but I'm ready to explain that I won't do something I don't want to do." Where exactly she will draw that line remains a mystery.

At the 11th hole, we debate whether we may have skipped the eighth hole. We did. Britney makes it clear we are not going back.

By hole 13, we are discussing what she'd like to do with her life. "I really like economics and marketing," she says. "I'd like to go back to school and get an MBA and maybe a master's in economics."

"What are some of your favorite economic theories?" I ask, hoping I might be able to show her that I know words like Keynesian.

"I like more of the micro than the macro," she says. "Like price control and things like that." One day, she would like to find a way for governments to pay for all the social programs without having to raise taxes.

"Any ideas?"

"No, not yet," she says as we approach the 17th hole. "See, financially I'm a conservative, but socially I'm a Democrat. I haven't even made up my mind on who I'm voting for."

Wow, a real-life swing voter.

Still thinking about economics (and still trying to work in Keynesian), I ask, "What's your dream job?"

"I'd like to work for the government one day," she says, smiling at the thought of a prostitute fashioning economic policy. "Secretly, I really want to be the next Alan Greenspan."

The 18th hole consists of two parts. First, players are to hit their balls under a small cottage, then watch as they pop out a few feet below, near the hole. Britney hits her ball under the house, lifts her putter, and heads for the door.

"I think we're supposed to finish down there, right?" I point to the landing where her purple ball is resting a few feet from the hole marked "18."

"No, I think this is it," she says. Before I can ask if she'd like anything to drink, she's out the door, heading for her car, "donation" in hand.


I stand outside Maggie Moo's in Fort Lauderdale for almost an hour waiting to eat ice cream with Mira. (If there is one thing to be learned from dating prostitutes, it's that they are not very punctual.) Finally, she is dropped off by a man driving a scratched-up black SUV.

She's older than the other women, in her early 50s. I'm surprised. She looks more like a school teacher than a prostitute. She's black, has a stern jaw, and never removes her red-framed sunglasses. She wears a dress that goes down to her ankles and has her hair in thin dreadlocks that cover her shoulders. I wonder what her clients think when they first see her.

Her hand is damp when we shake. I grimace a little.

"Well, what kind of ice cream do you feel like?" I ask, trying to cut through the silence.

Inside, she orders a single scoop of butterscotch with cherries on top. I have Maggie's Fudge with Oreo crumbs mixed in. One of the boys behind the counter pauses as he stares at us, clearly confused. He decides it's better not to ask. We sit in the shade outside.

"Tell me about yourself, Mira."

She's slow to speak, thoughtful. "I'm going through a time of change," she says in a patient tone. She's been in the business only for a year, she says, since she lost her job at an insurance company.

I ask vague questions, hoping she'll tell me about her life as a prostitute. But we never really broach the subject. Instead, she tells me about her mother, who died a few weeks ago from Alzheimer's. She was 80. "She was such a strong woman her entire life," Mira says, sliding a sliver of ice cream onto her tongue. "Seeing her like that, it wasn't her. She didn't recognize anyone. She was ready to pass."

Mira moved here from New York a few years ago to take care of her mother when she first got sick. Medical bills have been so overwhelming for so long, she says. "I sing and pray when times are hard. That's all you can do, really."

Twenty minutes into the date, I can't help but notice I'm sitting across from a woman nearly twice my age, listening to her talk about her dead mother. I'm trying to be attentive, but it's hard. And my ice cream is almost gone.

She's applying for office jobs every week, she says, but she's stuck. For the kind of jobs she wants — and feels qualified for — applicants need a good credit rating. "I've been out of a job for a year, so my credit has gone down," she explains, pushing a cherry with her plastic spoon. "I can't get good credit without a job, and I can't get a job without good credit."

Conversation wanes after we finish the ice cream. She gives me some tips to better my FICO score. This time, when it comes time to pay her, I am sort of relieved. Kidnapping and covered blowjobs in a jejune setting I can handle, but death and credit scores?

I thank her for the date and wish her well in her job search.


Back at the bowling alley that first Friday night, Sophia unzips her Bob Marley sweatshirt, revealing a large tattoo of two linked wedding bands on the left side of her chest. Beneath one of the rings is a man's name.

"What's that?"

"This is a mistake I made a long time ago," she said. "That's my ex. It's a long story."

So you were married?

When she takes off her sweatshirt, I notice two large, oblong scars on her right arm. I'm afraid to ask.

It's time for the second game, and we take our first few turns. "So, tell me about your life," I say.

"Oh, my real life is crazy. If I told you, you wouldn't even believe me."

"Like what?"

"Well, I was kidnapped."

"When? By who, er, uh, whom?"

This game is much slower; we take long pauses between turns as she elaborates on the kidnapping saga. It was a spanking fetish call to Miami, she says. She noticed something odd immediately. "Honestly, he kind of seemed like he was a gay guy," she says. "He was very feminine, and he had this cute little dog. But I meet a lot of strange people, ya know? Who am I to judge?"

The session started out all right, she says. Just some straightforward spanking. But then he started whacking her more aggressively. Harder. Too hard. Then he stopped. He started apologizing. He told her that he didn't want her to be too bruised for their trip to Las Vegas. Then he abruptly shifted tone. He pulled out a handgun.

"What are you supposed to do? I was like, 'I don't want to go to Vegas. Why are you doing this?' Then he'd be really nice to me for a while. He wouldn't let me go, but we'd eat and talk, and he wouldn't hit me. Then out of nowhere, he would start screaming again. He told me if I was thinking about running that he knew where I lived."

He beat her on and off from Friday afternoon to Monday morning. "It was like that scene in Silence of the Lambs," she says, raising the pitch of her voice to match the kidnapping victim from the movie. "I was like, 'Don't make me hurt your dog, mister.' "

Sophia's driver told the man he'd called the cops — which of course he hadn't. But the ruse worked.

"Probably the weirdest part of the whole thing," she says, "as he was letting me go, like right at his door, he went to hand me his gun, like he was telling me, 'It's a hard world out there — watch out for yourself.' But right as he was handing it to me, he like remembered that he had been beating me for a couple of days and he shouldn't exactly be handing me a gun right then."

Because she was so traumatized, she says, she didn't see any clients for a week. Except one. "I had a regular, a psychiatrist, who said he had to see me." When she told him what happened, he insisted she recount the event in exhaustive detail. He even wanted to know what floor they were on. "That's the kind of thing he likes. He's really crazy."

She's seen this psychiatrist on and off for more than a year. He's married.

She estimates that about 75 percent of the guys she sees are married. She explains that sometimes the men come to her, an "incall," and sometimes she goes to them, an "outcall." She gets at least five outcalls a week to go to a client's place of work, often an office or garage. "There are a lot of, like, auto mechanics who are working on a hard job and call me up for an outcall. When I get there, he takes a break and we go into a back room or something. Then he goes right back to work. That's a few times a week." An outcall will cost $100 to $200.

I ask what her weirdest call was, aside from the kidnapping. And the reporter who wanted to go bowling.

"This one guy had a balloon fetish," she says, the long, thin kind clowns use to make balloon animals. He wanted to watch as she had sex with a balloon; then he wanted to have sex with her in a room full of balloons. "Different strokes for different folks," she says, shaking her head. She tells me she's willing to do just about anything if the money is right. "I'd rather pee on somebody or something for $300 than have to have three regular calls over an entire day."

I can't bring myself to ask if she's ever turned anyone down.

Halfway through the second game, Sophia is, for the most part, in a chipper mood. She's laughing at my silly jokes. She's pretending to be bothered when she misses all the pins. She flashes her silver smile every time she has a good roll. I keep noticing, though, that every so often, she sees a family or a happy couple on another lane and disappears briefly from our conversation. She stares distantly at nothing.

Then, as quickly as it comes, the moment is gone and she's playful again, telling me a few things she thinks most people don't know about prostitutes.

One occupational hazard, she says, is cheap men — guys who want to haggle over the "donation" all night. One particularly odd phenomenon she's noticed: The men who ask her to use a strap-on on them — guys who want to be pegged — are the cheapest clients. "They always want to negotiate the price or tell me they only have so much," she says. She shrugs and shakes her head. "I don't know what it is, but it's like every time."

In the second game, she bowls a 67 and I bowl a 99. "Almost 100," she says with a laugh. The dice on her grill sparkle as she smiles. "That's always the hardest one to get."


I buy two Cokes with straws at the bar, and we walk to the other end of the bowling alley to the arcade. Over a game of air hockey, she tells me about leaving her pimp. "I really only got with him because he could teach me how to post on Craigslist," she says, her eyes following the ricocheting puck. "So I got with him, I got that knowledge for myself — something I can take with me — and I moved on."

He showed her the ins and outs of Craigslist her first night on the job. She learned that you can use multiple email accounts to put up more than the five allotted posts a day. And that the successful girls are the ones who keep the posts going all day. He also showed her other sites where men cruise for call girls; some allow men to review and rate women. "It's important to work the internet constantly."

She says she stayed with her pimp for two weeks. When she dumped him, he chased after her, waving a handgun. She got away.

After two games of air hockey, we take a short stroll around the arcade. Sophia asks me about my life.

"So what's it like being a writer?" she asks.

"You get to meet a lot of interesting people," I say.

"Yeah, I like meeting new people," she says.

Then Sophia spots the claw machine. She puts her small hands against the glass as she peers in at the stuffed animals. There are royal bluebirds with orange beaks and cute, furry monkeys and cartoonish elephants. "I'm like a pro at this," she says. She fidgets with the joystick and practices pushing the red button that activates the claw.

"Want to give it a shot?" I ask.

When I reach into my pocket for money, she stops me. "I'm going to win you that lion," she says, pointing at a stuffed golden lion about the size of a football. It has big blue eyes.

She puts in 50 cents of her own and gives it a try. The claw lifts the lion slightly but comes up empty. Another 50 cents. Another nudge. Another 50. This time, the claw hooks one of the lion's legs, but it still isn't enough to pull up the stuffed animal.

"Don't worry about it," I tell her. "These machines are scams. They layer everything so nothing will ever come up."

"I can do it," she says and loads another 50.

"And the claw's too loose. It can't hold most of the prizes."

"The more money you put in it, the tighter it gets," she says.

As she pumps quarters into the machine, trying to pull up that gold lion, she tells me how one day she'd like to go back to school and maybe take classes to be a paramedic or a nurse. For most of her childhood, she was raised by her great-grandmother in Tampa. But then, when Sophia was 17, her great-grandmother got sick. With nobody else in the family willing or able to take care of her, Sophia dropped out of school to stay at home. She says that those months taking care of her dying great-grandmother might have been the best, most fulfilling time of her life. Her dream is to work in a nursing home someday, taking care of human beings when they need it the most.

At some point, she says, she'd like to be a square. She wants to get married and have kids. She hopes to leave behind everything about this life, but she knows every day that her future husband leaves for work, she'll wonder what he's really doing.

Each time she takes a turn with the claw, she pulls the lion a little farther. Her brown eyes widen as it looks like this might be the time. But on every single try, no matter how close she comes, the claw lets go of the fuzzy lion and she watches as it drops back to its original location.


We walk out toward the parking lot. What had been a colorful, late-afternoon sky when we entered has turned into the dark of night. I can tell we've come to the uncomfortable moment when I am supposed to give her cash. I pull out all the money I have left: $65. I feel like maybe it isn't enough. Then again, maybe it's too much — how horrible could bowling with me really have been?

Sophia thanks me. She checks her phone and asks me if I can give her a ride. She directs me to a La Quinta, where she says she lives and hosts her incalls. "It's only $88 a night, and it's pretty nice in there."

She says she had a great time. She calls me Sweetie again.

I drive away wondering if she's thinking about that stuffed lion — still stuck in the machine, lodged snugly in a world of stuffed birds and cotton elephants.

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Veskey Kosko

I am a cam girl and I am extremely professional.  I work from the safety of my bedroom and honestly I tried to find a job when I lost everything, I couldn't do it in enough time to pay my bills and Unemployment is a joke!.. Sorry everyone but this is my career along with many more like me

Groovychicksoph
Groovychicksoph

I work in a country where brothels are legal. I had other options but I simply wanted more money. The vast majority of us are not victims, we just like money and have no qualms with the concept of having sex in exchange for money. In fact the only prostitutes I would consider victims are the street walkers at the mercy of pimps and addiction, which is illegal here. I work in a legal brothel where safety regulations are strict and the environment professional. For every bad client I have at least 10 good clients, from all walks of life. A month into my job and I've already organised a 6 month overseas holiday for next year. It's a shame these girls are working in a country where prostitution is illegal, which means their safety cannot be guaranteed (like Sophia for example). I'm not sure what I'm trying to prove with this comment, just providing a little insight. I will say this, the only time I feel truly degraded in my profession is when I am labelled a victim, like I'm too dumb to know any better. By the way, if you wanted to go on a date with me you would be charged at least $500 an hour for a minimum of two hours, I didn't set that price, my brothel/agency did. In fact I thought you proposing a free date to these girls was quite audacious. Great article.

PrayingForBetterLifeAhead
PrayingForBetterLifeAhead

Read your column briefly, but had  question.  What happens when a girl who has lost EVERYTHING.  She has lost her job;  And day by day, she is trying tenaciously to find a job (calling recruiters).  It gets worse each and every day.  Every day is more and more sescouraging.  Then you find that your life savings if depleated from 74,000 to 13,000 in one week.  Everything you have saved for.  Every thing you saved for every day to  - is gone. 

And the unemployment check is not enough to cover even your rent.  Meanwhile, you had to wait 3 months after your layoff to even get the first check to you because of a glitch in the system.

What do you do?  Hell, I'd prostitute myself.  You're damn right on that one!

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Look, girlfiend experience was an accident of typing, but there is an article called Meet Captain Howdy - so maybe it was not so far off the mark. Look, I've read some reviews of The Real Girlfriend )but not the article) .... and one of the responses is that we want to know what actually happens. Bluntly, it is infinitely variable. Sometimes it is very, very good and sometimes it is Captain Howdy .... read it at:theamsterdamdiaries.weebly.com

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RESPECTED SIR/MADAM

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NAME : R SHABEER AHMEDFATHER,S NAME:RAFIQ AHMED RMOTHER,S NAME:MUBEEN TAJQUALIFICATION :B.COMTECHNICAL QUALIFICATION: PG DIPLOMA IN COMPUTER,S APPLICATIONS AN DAA DIPLOMA IN ADVANCE ACCOUNTANCYADDRESS :#122/2 1ST MAIN ROAD 4TH CROSS 2ND FLOOR FARDA BANU BUILDING J.J.R.NAGAR RANAGANATHA COLONY MYSORE ROAD BANGALORE-560018MARITAL STATUS :UN-MARRIEDPASSPORT NUMBER:H6598286EXPERIENCE :FRESHERSNATIONALITY :INDIANSEX :MALECONTACT NUMBER:9986494711DATE OF BIRTH:25/05/1984REALIONAL :MUSLIMAGE :24 YEARS OLDHOBBIES :WATCHING WWE ON TEN SPORTS AN SWIMMINGLANGUAGES KNOWN:URDU,HINDI,ENGLISH

DATE: PLACE:FROM INDIA,FROM KARNATAKA STATE,FROM BANGALORE CTIY,FROM MYSORE ROAD (R SHABEER AHMED)

HELLO SIR/MADAM MY NAME IS R SHABEER AHMED AN I AM 24 YEARS OLD AN I HAVE PASS B.COM IN THE YEAR 2007 AN I HAVE DONE P G DIPLOMA IN COMPUTERS APPLICATIONS IN THE YEAR 2006 AN I HAVE DONE D.A.A DIPLOMA IN ADVANCE ACCUNTACNY AN NOW I AM LOOKING FOR JOB IN AMERICA,LONDON,R IN UK,SO PLEASE CALL ME WITH IN 2 R 3 DAYS BY SEANDING VISA,TICKET,IN THE NAME OF R SHABEER AHMED TO THIS ADDRESS #122/2 1ST MAIN ROAD 4TH CROSS 2ND FLOOR FARDA BANU BUILDING J.J.R.NAGAR RANAGANATHA COLONY MYSORE ROAD BANGALORE-560018 SO PLEASE SIR/MADAM KINDLY CALL ME AN MY E-MAIL IS NOT WORKING SO PLEASE KINDLY SEAND UR ANSWERS BY POST R BY CARGO PLEASE SIR/MADAM KINDLY CALL ME

THANKING U UR FAITHFULLY (R SHABEER AHMED)

Sonny Wyatt
Sonny Wyatt

Great piece! And for those who don't "Get it", you must be new here, this is real journalism, writing for teh sake of informing teh reader about the characters who surround the reader everyday, in every town. Mooney took these girls on dates, and gave us an idea of what it would be like to "visit" an escort. He went further by detailing his "dates" with several, he gave us insight into who they say they are, what they say about their dreams, their motivations to do their jobs, and more. This is not fluff and it is not world affairs, or national news but it is an article about people who perform the oldest profession. I'd not have had teh experience of hearing from these women had Mooney not enlightened me to it. For that, Michael, I thank you sir. Good work.

dundee
dundee

They are also human too.....just like us.....they can be a friend or enemy just also like us.....they can be a wise and holy but also a crime like us too.....they have time of birth and death like people around the globe...just like us.....Indeed we can not eradicate the prostitution, for it is like eradicating humankind coz they are everywhere.......but above all things I 'll see them as my neighborhood, trying to do samething to the lazzaroni around me.....Congratulations for giving them a chance to be a friend.....God is watching us.....conveying wishes from Indonesia....

Life's Short
Life's Short

Interesting that half the comments here bash this article for not being insightful or have a deeper meaning, but why not just enjoy the article for what it is- a fascinating insight on hookers lives beyond the general perception. This was a unique and entertaining read, very well written.

Nick
Nick

Great read! Well written. It is not often you get journalism like. You see, to all you bashers in here, this is what people with actual intellect call 'Creative Journalism'.

Well done and well put!

Luke
Luke

I enjoyed the article. It doesn't have to have a point. It's a story. If anything, it humanizes the women. Certainly nothing wrong with that.

Katie Dunn
Katie Dunn

This is one of the most interesting things Ive ever read. Ive read it twice now. It just leaves you with so many different emotions. I LOVE the ending too! Great job!

Katie Dunn
Katie Dunn

This is one of the most interesting things Ive ever read. Ive read it twice now. It just leaves you with so many different emotions. I LOVE the ending too! Great job!

David
David

That was a great article. Don't listen to the haters, they apparently were entertained enough to read all 6 pages. Ha!

Bob
Bob

I'm going straight on Craigslist. See if I can find one of these broads who look nothing like their picture.Catch some disease. ...and write a story about it all with no real ending.That was lame. Slightly entertaining, but never made any real points or observations that we couldn't imagine before reading it.

Dean Esmay
Dean Esmay

Great article. Ending a little weak, but great otherwise. A look into the real people living this life is all the story is, and that's all it should be.

What is life like as a paid escort? Now you know.

britney
britney

im in this article i found it very funny everyones responses lol

a
a

This is the best fucking thing I've read in a long time. What the hell are people complaining about? You want someone to tell you how to feel at the end? Why is this not the most read story on this site?

Arthur A. Escobar
Arthur A. Escobar

i ready memender when i met this lady b.............. i love her de dope

Hondu
Hondu

I dated a hooker once. All I got was a rash.

Steve
Steve

God this is an incredible story. If New Times actually did artistic things like this more often I would probably be inclined to come to the site a hell of a lot more.

master
master

This guy is a giant douche.

James Hinds
James Hinds

They may be hookers -- selling false intimacy for dollars. Some might say selling something that is beyond price.

But still, they evoke a strong sense of compassion in me: seeing through a hardened exterior to that real human that is stuck in her role.

I think it is a little like the young girl falling for 'the bad boy' and saying: "My parents just don't see him the way I do"

Marcelo
Marcelo

Hookers suck. No pun intended.

dibusek
dibusek

I should say that this is impressive. mostly we have seen certain people in classes, high versus low ones and start to make some prejudice. reading this I think I got the point, even a prostitute is a human, really has real heart, remembers some nostalgia in life, wants to be acknowledged as a person, not as a toy.

I just wish someone could redeem her out of such kind of job and to give her a proper life where she could become herself, not living the gloomy prostitute life any longer. I guess she (and other ones) might have such hope deep inside her heart, but she (and those ones) just couldn't speak it out.

Frank
Frank

If you told me this morning that I would read a story about a guy who dates prostitutes and I'd actually email it to all of my friends with the subject: GENIUS WRITING I never would have believed you. Who is this guy and why haven't I heard of him before? It sounds stupid, but these are the kinds of stories that change the world and how people look at other people. Congrats!

tunana
tunana

What a bad ending.

Actually end it right so I can feel better about reading 6 pages that lead nowhere, please.

KT
KT

I really liked this article. The author writes well. Keep up the interesting stories.

hanis21
hanis21

dont you guys get it ?its all about the fact that even though they are still prostitutes they too are still human - they to have ambitions. the difference between them and everyone else is either they have been in some sort of situation or forced in a corner and they only do this to help them get out of the situation - all of them have some goals in their lives. if you read carefully none of them 'do this for fun'.its a good article- i would like to see what you do next.

Larz Blackman
Larz Blackman

Most enjoyable read I've had in a long time. But now I'll wonder if every woman is a hooker.

Bill
Bill

This was almost like reading a book by Salinger. A little flavor, but no bullshit. Excellent story, well written, and not fabricated.

Excellent.

Marcus
Marcus

Dude, this was a great read! It really makes me wanna date prostitutes though :p You should do this every month or so, really quite entertaining.

Zach
Zach

An introspective look at a world that few people will ever get to see.

I can't say i was surprised much by the lives of these prostitutes but such a candid look at them without all the manufactured drama of a major 24 hours news network was very refreshing.

I think the author took just the right approach to the story and I really enjoyed reading it.

Tina
Tina

Well good thing about this is people get to see other facet of prostitute. I have gone on similar date with people and all they want is to be with you and hug you. No sex. It means so much to us.

Tina

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Alex
Alex

good article. i have to admit i skimmed through parts. ive always wanted to know if the escorts look like the pictures? do they? there is some hot ones in the back of those mags. i would like to see pics.

dr. helms
dr. helms

as stated in the beginning this really is a sociological experiment on hookers! who are those people willing to do anything for money? how did they get into this position? i really enjoyed reading this article ... colorful like the stuffed animals in these machines!

Lu
Lu

This journalism at its best form. Not some mass media bs from cnn and time.

john
john

I think of two things when I read this wonderfully written article.

1. As a man who has slept with many prostitutes, I think that next time, I will simply take them out on dates, like this author. The best part of seeing a prostitute is the female companionship.

2. I cannot believe that American girls are driven to prostitution simply to pay for education - a privellige that billions of people around the world enjoy without having to f*ck strangers. America is SICK.

 
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