Let's Get Greek Tonight

Discover the strange appeal of injured athletes in Spandex

Tonight at 7:30, a legion of card-carrying Republican white men shall descend on the Bank Atlantic Center to see a 31-year-old former body builder named John Cena beat the shit out of a guy who catastrophically broke his collarbone back in June (that'd be "Legend Killer" Randy Orton). And for the privilege, these folks shall pay $15 to $60. This is WWE Raw, and if you go, you'll gape at the still-firm pecs of former "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels (now 41). You'll thank your gods for the lack of familial resemblance between hunky Ted Dibiase Jr., Cody Rhodes, and their respective fathers. The Center is located at 1 Panther Parkway, in Sunrise. Get your fix... er, tix at wwe.com, or by calling 800-754-3000.
Fri., Jan. 2, 7:30 p.m., 2009
 
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