By Liz Tracy
By David Rolland
By Alex Rendon
By Terrence McCoy
By Natalya Jones
By County Grind
By Liz Tracy
By Chris Joseph
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm more likely to go to a bar to whine than go to a wine bar. Most of my time is spent at dives bantering with blue-collar types, sipping on dirt-cheap brews. But sometimes even I like to chill somewhere classy and upscale, a place that actually requires me to put something on my feet other than flip-flops. So, in an attempt to meet some cool cats and classy dames, I went to Harrison's Wine Bar for a night of sexy music and fluorescents.
Ambiance: This place is part electric dance party, part bachelor pad, and part chill zone. Red flashing lights, mirrors, the Victoria's Secret fashion show playing from a handful of TVs, and the booming trance music cranked out a frantic, sexy atmosphere. Little glowing lights that run parallel through the room, like the ones on the aisles of an airplane, guided me from the front entrance to the bar area. Sitting on the left was a small stage blocked off with velvet ropes and a stripper pole in the center. A row of classy black leather couches, all drawn close together around matching tables for intimate conversation, lined the left wall. In the wall behind the bar, two little alcoves had been carved out, and red-light-bathed bottles of liquor sat positioned in each one. There's something that feels right about a bar that displays its liquor like a Buddhist shrine.
Bartender: Even without a huge crowd, the bartender seemed perpetually busy. He was slight, with dark hair and a boyish face. I ordered a Stella Artois and bobbed my head to the throbbing trance music.
"So, what's your name?" I asked.
Trance music drowned out his answer, so I cocked my head like a confused spaniel.
"Marco," he sighed. "Like Marco Polo."
I stifled an urge to call out "Marco!" and instead asked how long the bar's been around.
"We've been here eight years," he said. "And we keep the place classy — we don't let people get too drunk and disorderly here."
Knowing that I've been known to be "that girl," I asked how that's possible. Besides, I was under the impression the drunk and disorderly have inalienable rights.
"We'll ask people to leave if they get like that, especially if they're bothering single girls." He gave me a knowing nod, as if assuring me that I'm safe. Clearly, he didn't know that my heels double as deadly weapons.
Upon discovering my intentions were of the writing variety, he pulled a daunting binder out. It was full of articles about Harrison's Wine Bar.
He turned to Marco first and ordered a bloody mary. "And not too spicy," he said. And then, as if his drink had reminded him of his significant other, he summoned over his blond, petite wife, Mary, who sweetly obliged and took up a seat beside him.
"A lot of people have written good articles about us," he prefaced.
"That doesn't mean I will," I smiled sweetly to show that I wasn't becoming "that girl." At least, not yet.
"This is me a lot younger and more handsome," he said, pointing at a newspaper photo. He then pointed to his face. "This is what alcohol will do to you.
"We have swingers' meet-and-greets a few times a month," he continued after a brief laugh.
"Swingers, eh?" I looked around.
"Just for meeting people and getting to know one another." He seemed to pick up that I was envisioning crazy orgies on the black leather couches mere feet from where I sat.
"Sounds fun," I said.
"Also, this was the first wine bar in this area," he said. "Since then, quite a few more have popped up, but hey, the more the merrier. I was the first. My car's license plate says 'WINE BAR.' "
"Tell me about your wine selection," I said. "I've never really found a wine I like."
"Oh, we have wines that range from $10 to $300 a bottle," he said. "In fact, I'll give you a bottle to take home of a good wine. Inexpensive, but if you like it, you'll have something to order next time." He told Marco, who had to climb on a ladder to pull a bottle off one of the elevated wine racks. It was a bottle of pinot noir called La Baume. I didn't know if I'd like it, but just holding it made me feel a little bit classier.
A dark-haired woman in a very short black skirt took up a barstool to chitchat with Mary. Rich was quick to point out that he could see her panties. They were white, which, under the black lights of the bar, made them glow electric purple.
The woman got up, hugged Mary politely, and left.
"You didn't have to point that out," Mary said patiently.
"If you wear a black miniskirt, your underwear has to match," Rich said matter-of-factly.