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A Change Will Do You Good

Celebrate the switch-off we've all been waiting for, today

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By John Linn

Published on January 14, 2009 at 12:01am

We’ve had to brave eight long years of ineffectual, blow-to-the-head-stupid government, endure a torturously long presidential race, and plow through the reeking depths of a recession — but Inauguration Day is finally here! Our choice for the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, is about to be sworn into office, which means it’s time to ’effin party people! OK; so perhaps the occasion commands a bit more equanimity than that. But we can still have fun, right? Right!
Tue., Jan. 20, 2009