Beginning at 10 p.m., get with the glucose-loaded fun junkies who invade White Room (1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami) the last day of each office week. Drinks are four bucks, but only until midnight. And the four-dollar shot specials are like downtown hookers on sale all night long. And all the while, DJs MGA and Spinnzinn take charge of your bummer-free buzz and the overall, greater good of the party. Get your sugar high for free by RSVPing to firstname.lastname@example.org. For a full report on the sacred fun zone, check out whiteroommiami.com.
Fridays, 10 p.m., 2009