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By Andrea Grimes
Published on April 14, 2009 at 2:55pm
Do you think we're never going to survive unless we get a little crazy? Have you been kissed by a rose on the grave? Have you twice impregnated supermodel Heidi Klum? If so, then you're probably Seal Samuel, survivor of a childhood battle with discoid lupus that left you with trademark facial scars. Either that or you're a crazy psycho who believes he's Seal Samuel, which is not as good as the real thing, but hey, we can't all sleep with supermodels. If you're the real thing, please show up at the Fillmore Miami Beach on Wednesday, where you're scheduled, for the second time in the past couple of years, to play to another crowd of well-heeled, adoring fans.
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