The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake," Alfred Hitchcock once said, and if that's true, then summertime is when we gorge — unhealthily, most of the time, on ear-splitting smash-'em-ups and nerd-filled sex comedies. This year's summer movie season is sure to contain its share of brain goo. But there are more satisfying things on the menu too. Gorging is the American way, but as we peruse the upcoming multiplex offerings, let's pledge to seek out the occasional rare delicacy. To help, we've narrowed down the season's gazillion releases, and what follows is our list of the best, most intriguing, and most promising films. All dates are subject to change. Happy summer.
Terminator SalvationReleases: May 21
Director: McG
It's 2018, and Christian Bale is John Connor, the resistance leader whose birth Gov. Schwarzenegger was trying to prevent way back in the day.
Easy VirtueReleases: May 22
Director: Stephan Elliott
Jessica Biel moves up the social ladder in an adaptation of Noël Coward's 1920s comedy about an American bombshell about to marry into an aristocratic British family.
Drag Me to HellReleases: May 29
Director: Sam Raimi
Raimi returns to his horror-film roots for this tale of a young banker (Alison Lohman) who makes the fatal mistake of denying a loan to an old Gypsy woman.
Kambakkht IshqReleases: May 29
Director: Sabbir Khan
Bollywood stars Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor head from India to Hollywood in this romantic comedy about a stuntman and a supermodel who become media sensations.
MunyurangaboReleases: May 29
Director: Lee Isaac Chung
This debut feature from a New York-based Korean-American filmmaker follows two Rwandan boys out for a walk in the countryside. One boy is Hutu, the other Tutsi.
PontypoolReleases: May 29
Director: Bruce McDonald
Veteran character-actor Stephen McHattie stars as a Canadian DJ trying to figure out what's going on when reports start coming in of townspeople viciously attacking one another.
DeparturesReleases: May 29
Director: Yojiro Takita
An out-of-work cellist (Masahiro Motoki) lands a job for which he displays an unexpected aptitude — bathing, dressing, and grooming the dead before cremation. A comedy, with tears.
UpReleases: May 29
Director: Pete Docter
An animated movie about a depressed 78-year-old widower (voiced by Ed Asner) who doesn't like children. We trust all things Pixar, but don't expect a run on Ed Asner plush toys.
Away We GoReleases: June 5
Director: Sam Mendes
Pregnant newlyweds (John Krasinki and Maya Rudolph) embark on a sweetly comic road trip across America. Allison Janney, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Paul Schneider costar as the friends and family who offer the couple temporary refuge.
SéraphineReleases: June 5
Director: Martin Provost
Yolande Moreau stars as French painter Séraphine Louis, who worked as a servant girl before her gift for painting was discovered in 1912, in a film that won seven César Awards (the French Oscars).
TetroReleases: June 11
Director: Francis Ford Coppola
Coppola reportedly mined his own backstory for this tale of two Buenos Aires brothers (Vincent Gallo and Alden Ehrenreich) trying to come to terms with their complex family history.
Food Inc.Releases: June 12
Director: Robert Kenner
Moviegoers aren't likely to rush to the supermarket after seeing this disturbing exposé of the under-regulated, profit-mad American food industry.
MoonReleases: June 12
Director: Duncan Jones
After three years alone on the moon, a spaceman of the near future (Sam Rockwell) begins hallucinating — and eventually wakes up to find that he's sharing the ship with an exact replica of... himself.
Whatever WorksReleases: June 19
Director: Woody Allen
Allen returns to Manhattan after an extended European vacation and casts Larry David as a hypochondriac physicist whose spirits are lifted when he befriends and later weds a dippy 20-year-old (Evan Rachel Wood).
$9.99Releases: June 19
Director: Tatia Rosenthal
This acclaimed stop-motion comedy concerns the residents of an Aussie apartment building, including two boys who spent $9.99 on a book that promises the secret to life.
The Hurt LockerReleases: June 26
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, and Guy Pearce go to war in this intense drama about a bomb-defusing unit stationed in Baghdad at the height of the Iraq War.
Quiet ChaosReleases: June 26
Director: Antonio Grimaldi
Nanni Moretti stars as an Italian film exec devastated by the death of his wife. Left to raise a 10-year-old daughter, the man finds himself unable to part from her.
The Beaches of AgnèsReleases: July 1
Director: Agnès Varda
Using the world's beaches as both backdrop and metaphor, Varda recalls the important people of her life, including her late husband, filmmaker Jacques Demy, as well as rock star Jim Morrison.
Public EnemiesReleases: July 1
Director: Michael Mann
Johnny Depp is 1930s bank robber extraordinaire John Dillinger; Christian Bale is FBI superagent Melvin Purvis, hot on his trail, Tommy gun in hand. Bullets will fly.
BrünoReleases: July 10
Director: Larry Charles
Sacha Baron Cohen jettisons Borat for Brüno, a gay, hot-pants-wearing Australian fashion reporter. Beyond that, words fail us.
HumpdayReleases: July 10
Director: Lynn Shelton
It seemed like a fun idea at the time: Ben (Mark Duplass) and Andrew (Joshua Leonard), lifelong buds, get high at a party where they agree, in front of witnesses, to "do it" (with each other) for a sex-tape film festival.
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