Foxx's Pipes

Folks like to call Jamie Foxx a triple threat for his abilities as an actor, singer and comedian — but after seeing his penis a few weeks ago on the internet, we’ve forgotten that he does anything more than take pics of his naked bod in the bathroom mirror. Luckily, he’s on tour, and although that means even more hotel rooms for him to continue his penile photoshoots, it also means we’ll be reminded that the guy actually has some major pipes. Jeez, we can’t get off his pipe — uh, Jamie Foxx can sing and he’ll be doing just that on Saturday at the BankAtlantic Center (1 Panther Pkwy, Sunrise) for the SoFla leg of his Blame It Tour (as in, blame the fact that you’ve seen my member on the advent of digital cameras). Seriously, this guy can sing. “Blame It on the Alcohol” pretty much owned the clubs and radio stations, and even had your memaw blaming her newfound nightlife on the Grey Goose, so catching his show will be great on the ears. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets start at $39.75 and are available at ticketmaster.com.
Sat., Aug. 29, 8 p.m., 2009