For those of us who weren't blessed with god-like physiques, athletic prowess, and, well, the motivation to get off the couch for anything other than work and the bar, DP's Beach Bar has planned the perfect night of sport: Bar Olympics. Don't worry, you won't die of alcohol poisoning. The competition includes pool, darts, Wii bowling, beer pong, horseshoes, and more. Teams compete in at least five competitions, and the team with the most points takes home the gold (four tickets to the Marlins game on September 12, plus food at the game, and a Jagermeister Tap machine). Teams must include at least one woman. The first drink is free, and there will be free pizza.
Sun., Sept. 6, 1 p.m., 2009