Its sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten. Thats how Naughty by Natures lyrics describe the word pussy in their 1991 hip-hop classic O.P.P. That radio-friendly explanation is what allowed the group to squeak by censors, garner platinum status, and inspire even old gray ladies of white America to sing along to Hip-hop hooraaaaay, hoe, heeeeey, hoe. So put on that Walgreens Santa hat and tell your Mrs. Claus to throw on those sexy red stripper heels because Revolution Live (200 W. Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale) is throwing a Christmas party. And yes, the kings of East Orange, New Jersey, are playing the hosts. If your girls not grinding you a vertical lap dance by the end of the night, then she doesnt have a Christmassy bone in her body and its up to you to give her one. Tickets cost $26 general admission, 18 and older. Doors open at 8:30 p.m. Call 954-727-0950, or visit jointherevolution.net.
Sat., Dec. 19, 8:30 p.m., 2009