And this Sunday, the Texans will again come to Land Shark Stadium (2269 Dan Marino Blvd., Miami Gardens) looking to continue their perennial tradition of pissing in our coffee and thereby ruining the Dolphins playoff chances. A Texas-sized ass-whoopin, Miami-style, is long overdue, boys. Kickoff is 1 p.m. Tickets cost $41 to $700. Visit miamidolphins.com.
Sun., Dec. 27, 1 p.m., 2009