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Well Played, Mr. Bond

A A A Comments (3) By Bradford Schmidt Thursday, Jan 14 2010

There are plenty of reasons James Bond is cool: He drives fast, fights hard, and lives large. Men want to be him; women want to be with him. The coolest moments in Bond films, though, take place in Monte Carlo. Bond puts on a natty tux, strolls into the casino, and sits down at a baccarat table to gather intelligence, win some martini money, and meet bedmates with names like Pussy Galore, Honey Ryder, and Plenty O’Toole.

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This Saturday night, the Mosaic Theatre (12200 W. Broward Blvd, Plantation) gives you a chance to step out of your boring, not-a-movie life and into the world of Bond when it hosts Monte Carlo Night from 7 to 10 p.m. Blackjack, roulette, craps, and poker give you plenty of opportunity to win a billfold full of cash and prove you’re the baddest pseudo-Bond (or Bond girl) in South Florida. No, you won’t actually be in Monaco, but you’ll save a bundle in airfare, and the table buy-in won’t cost you a cool half mil. Fifty dollars gets you cocktails (shaken or stirred), hors d’oeuvres, and enough chips to try to take out the local Goldfinger. The suave accent and double-entendres you’ll have to provide yourself.

The dress code specifies “Monte Carlo Chic,” so whether you’re looking to meet Xenia Onatopp or want to dress like her, you finally have an excuse to bust out the duds you impulse-bought for your last trip to Vegas. Call 954-577-8243, or visit mosaictheatre.com.
Sat., Jan. 16, 7 p.m., 2010

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mollyplanakis 01/19/2010 7:31:00 PM

MIAMI FBI FAX SENT 1/19/10 12:10PM MKULTRA-CIA ID'D RIGHT NOW AS I AM TYPING THIS MY SON IS GETTING GANG RAPED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA/ROBERT MUELLER FBI DIR/SHERIFF LAMBERTI BROWARD SHERIFF'S OFFICE FORT LAUDERDALE FL, JOHN LO CASTRO ANTHONY ZIRILLI EVANGELLA PLANAKIS MY STEP SISTER NOT TO BE LIMITED THEREIN. MY SON HAS A MICRO CHIP PUT IN HIM W/O MY PERMISSION BY QUEENS DA BROWN WHO WAS INITIALLY GIVEN THIS INVESTIGATION. QUEENS DA BROWN VERY CHUMMY WITH GOTTI AND HAS STRONG TIES TO RUSSIAN MOB. MY SON'S MICRO CHIP WILL SHOW AT THE TIME NOTED MY SON IS IN DISTRESSED. THE GAME ALL THE PLAYERS ARE PLAYING IS THAT THEY RAPE OR SODOMIZE YOU AND WIPE OUT THE MEMORY OF THE ASSAult so that you can NOT ID ANYONE. THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. I AM A WITNESS IN SEVERAL HIGH LEVEL FEDERAL INVESTIGATIONS AND THOSE MENTIONED ABOVE WANT TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF ME AND MY CHILD BY WIPING THE FLOOR WITH OUR FACES. THE US GOV'T AND CERTAIN STATE OFFICIALS ARE RAPPIUNG THE SHIT OUT OF MY SON. ALL KNOW. DO A BACKGROUND CHECK ON ME AND YOU WILL SEE A AM AN INFORMANT. I JUST FAXED 4 SEPARATE FAXES TO MIAMI FBI BEFORE I STARTED TYPING THIS. THIS RING IS CONNECTED TO SCOTT ROTHSTEIN PONZI SCHEME. I AM WHISTLEBLOWER. SHERIFF LAMBERTI BSO FT LAUDERDALE FL SOLD OUT MY PROT. BEFORE THE SECRET SERVICE ID'D THEM SELVES IN THE BACKGROUND AND MIAMI FBI ID'D ROTHSTEIN LAMBERTI WAS PROTECTING GANGSTERS AND ALLOWING THEM TO COME INTO MY HOME TO RAPE ME. I HAVE SEMIN SAMPLES. SHERIFF LAMBERTI IS THE NEXT ONE TO COME DOWN IN THE ROTHSTEIN MESS. HE IS A FRAUD PURE MAFIA. MOLLY PLANAKIS
molly planakis 01/18/2010 10:23:00 PM

HAVE YOU DISTURBED THE SYSTEM YET LORD GOD? CASEY/PERSICO/PG 231 ...SECRETS. THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN GET THESE CONGRESSMAN TO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT WHEN THEY LEARN SOMETHING HOT. THEY CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE ROTARY CLUB HOME AND SAY, "NOW LET ME TELL YOU FELLA'S WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON." FROM THE BEGINNING CASEY TOLD THE COMMITTEE LEADERSHIP THAT HE WANTED THREE THINGS FROM THEM, MORE MONEY TO START REBUILDING THE COUNTRY'S INTELLIGENCE CAPABILITY, AND TWO PIECES OF LEGISLATION. ONE WAS CRITICAL TO THE MORALE OF HIS PEOPLE. HE WANTED IT MADE A CRIME TO DISCLOSE (SEE YA!) THE IDENTITY OF COVERT OPERATIONS. AND NEXT HE WANTED THE CIA'S OPERATIONAL FILES EXEMPT FROM THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT (FOIA). IT WAS RIDICULOUS, HE SAID, THAT THE AGENCY THAT HELD THE STATE'S SECRETS HAD TO ABIDE BY THE SAME DISCLOSURE LAWS THAT COVERED THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. ME -WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THE POPPY FIELDS SO THAT PEOPLE WON'T CONFUSE YOU WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. RED MAFIYA/FRIEDMAN/PG 207 THE HUGE SHIPMENT OF MONEY REMAINED SAFE ONLY PARTLY BECAUSE OF SECURITY, ANOTHER REASON WAS THAT ANYBODY WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN INCLINED TO PULL OFF SUCH A HEIST WAS WELL AWARE OF WHO WAS BUYING UP ALL THOSE $100 BILLS. "IF YOU RIP OFF THOSE RUSSIAN BANKS YOU RIP OFF THOSE THE RUSSIAN MOB SAYS ONE MAFIYA SOURCE IN THE US." "AND NO ONE HAS BIG ENOUGH BALLS OR SMALL ENOUGH BRAINS TO DO THAT." CASEY/PERSICO/PG322 THAT WAS THE CIA'S JOB. THAT'S WHAT SPIES WERE PAID TO DO.(ICS) THE IRS COLLECTS THE TAXES BUT THE ADMINISTRATION DEVELOPES THE COUNTRIES TAX POLICIES. GENTLEMEN SPY/GROSE/PG507 THE CANDIDATE HAD ASKED IF TWO OF HIS FORIGN POLICY ADVISORS ADLAI STEVENSON AND CHESTER BOWLES COULD ATTEND THE INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING "EISENHOWER REFUSED". THE BRIEFING WERE FOR THE CANDIDATE ALONE. ONE WORD LORD GOD KRONA-MONETARY UNIT OF ICELAND. KRONA-MONETARY UNIT OF SWEDEN. KRONE-MONTART UNIT OF DENMARK. KRISHNA-RE-INCARNATION OF A HINDU gOD. KREMLIN- ...FORMERLY SOVIET GOVERNMENT OFFICES. KP-ARMY KITCHEN. KOWTOW-CHIN BUMP HEAD,GREAT RESPECT. KOSHER-FIT OR CLEAN TO EAT ACCORDING TO DIETARY LAWS/PROPER. KOREA-DIVIDED INTO/CHINA. KORAN-SACRED BOOK OF ISLAM. KUDOS-ACHIEVMENT,GLORY.KU KLUX KLAN KUCHEN-GER CAKE, A COFFEE CAKE MADE OF YEAST DOUGH, OFTEN WITH RAISIN NUTS. KOPECK-LANCE/100TH PART OF A RUBLE. KOOKABURRA-AN AUSTRALIAN KINGFISHER WITH A HARSH CRY LIKE LOUD LAUGHTER. KOOK-KOOKY/CUCKOO THE RED MAFIYA/FRIEDMAN/PG 207 THE RUSSIAN MOB, ACCORDING TO NUMEROUS WELL PLACED LAW ENFORCEMENT SOURCES, HAS BEEN USING AN UNIMPEDED OF FRESHLY MINTED FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES TO FINANCE ITS INTERNATIONAL CRIME SYNDICATE. IRONICALLY, THE CASH IS SUPPLIED TO DIRTY BANKS IN RUSSIA WITH THE FULL BLESSING OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE IN AN ATTEMPT TO PROP UP THE RUBLE AND PRESERVE RUSSIA FRAGILE FREE MARKET ECONOMY. AMERICAN C-NOTES HAVE BECOME THE UNOFFICIAL CURRENCY OF RUSSIA, AND OF COURSE, CAN GET THINGS DONE THAT RUBLES CANNOT; BUT THE HUNDREDS ARE ALSO BEING USED TO FUEL THE RUSSIAN MOB'S FLORISHING DOLLAR-BASED GLOBAL DRUG TRADE... THE DILBERT FUTURE/ADAM/PG217 ENDANGERED SPECIES THE BIG BOSS-SOMETIMES I WONDER, HOW WOULD "MY" LIFE BE DIFFERENT IF ALL WALES WERE EXTINCT? THE BIG BOSS-IT'S NOT LIKE THEY DO ANYTHING FOR US. YOU NEVER HEAR OF EYE-SEEING WALES. THEY CAN'T FETCH THE PAPER OR DRAG YOU OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING... THE BIG BOSS-DON'T YOU THINK THE WORLD HAS TOO MANY FAT, WORTHLESS MAMMALS? DILBERT-I WAS JUST THINKING THAT, SIR. BOSS-MY NAME IS MYRON NOT MORON! NEXT TIME USE SPELL CHECK. DILBERT-WHAT'S SPELLCHECK.
molly planakis 01/18/2010 3:29:00 PM

SOUNDS LIKE FUN. LIKE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO DO, THAT IS IF I CAN PULL MYSELF AWAY FROM MY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH PROJECT "MKULTRA" THAT I'M CONDUCTING FOR THE CIA. GENTLEMAN SPY/GROSE/PG394 "PRECAUTIONS MUST BE TAKEN NOT ONLY TO PROTECT OPERATIONS FROM EXPOSURE TO ENEMY FORCES BUT ALSO TO CONCEAL THESE ACTIVITIES FROM THE AMERICAN PUBLIC GENERAL. THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE AGENCY IS ENGAGING IN UNETHICAL AND ILLICIT ACTIVITIES WOULD HAVE SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS IN POLITICAL AND DIPLOMATIC CIRCLES. FOR YRS TO COME (AND STILL COUNTING) CIA AUDITORS DEFENDED THE ABSCENCE OF NORMAL ACCOUNTABILITY OR GROUNDS OF PROFESSIONAL DISCRETION W/I THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY DUBIOUS LEGALITY AND THE DANGERS OF PUBLIC DISCLOSURE. ALLEN STRUGGLED THROUGH 6 DRAFTS OF A FORMAL RESPONSE, EACH ONE MORE WATERED DOWN(PAUL DRINK WATER GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS)...DID NOT GIVE SUFFICIENT EMPHASIS FOR MEDICAL COLLABORATION AND FOR PROPER CONSIDERATION OF THE RIGHTS OF THE INDIVIDUAL TO WHOM IT WAS BEING ADMINISTERED. FOR SALE! CHILD OF CIA EMPLOYEE EMMANUEL PLANAKIS-SACHDEVA MICRO CHIP SEX ROBOT. RUN BY CIA AND YES YOU CAN OBAMA. SUE ME IF I'M LYING.THOSE INVOLVED NOT LIMITED TO ABOVE MENTIONED. RIGHT DOG! DOG GOTTA EAT. DOG "VERY" HUNGRY. MOLLY PLANAKIS REPORTING