The medical fetish now theres one thatll creep your ass out. Wheres the sex in medicine? Get undressed. Sit on a cold table. Wonder whether its malignant. Wonder whether your insurance will cover this visit. Wonder whether itll cover this visit and then triple for your entire family for the rest of your miserable lives. See the doctor. Wonder whether he hears a word you say. Wonder whether you understand a word he says. Follow his instructions: Lie back, roll over, contort. Answer invasive questions. Fret. Hear the news you didnt want to hear but probably needed to. Dress. Sign the forms. Then ah, wait! There it is! Get screwed by your insurance! The fantasy has to be hotter than the reality at the Medical Fetish Party, the latest in the latex-and-leather kinkfests that those purveyors of pervy apparel, the Fetish Factory, have conceived. Check the dress code before you play doctor (or nurse) from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. at Sea Monster Nightclub (2 S. New River Drive W., Fort Lauderdale). Tickets cost $20 at the door or $15 in advance at the Fetish Factory or via thefetishparty.com.
Sat., March 13, 10 p.m., 2010