Hungover from Too Much Freedom

We all know that the grand old U.S. of A is just as green as it is red, white, and blue. Money is green. Fatigues are green. Sweet kush is green. And believe it or not, the White House will turn green if you look at it long enough.

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One thing, though, that should never be green: Your sweet American face. Unfortunately, you're hungover from too much freedom and there's only one way to bring the red, white, and blue back to your cheeks.

Stand and salute Mary Jane Mondays' belated Independence Day blowout where ladies get free t-shirts, everyone gets free chicken wings, and Uncle Sam wants you. Go forth, you bright young American!
Mon., July 5, 10 p.m., 2010