I think its time we get to know each other a bit better. No, I mean really get to know each other. What do I have in mind? Oh, I dont know. Maybe I could tie you up and suspend you from custom steel bondage equipment and whip you for a while as you call me Nippolean and beg for mercy in front of complete strangers. Really? Youd be into that? Awesome. Theres this event coming up at Sea Monster (2 S. New River Drive W., Fort Lauderdale) called Ultra Glam Fetish Party. Its a monthly event put on by the Fetish Factory. Yeah, thats the place where I got you those latex swim floaties that you like so much. Oh, they arent swim floaties? Hmmm. Well, bring them anyway. Im sure theyll fit the dress code. Im going to wear my tuxedo. Yeah, with my studded, leather boxer shorts underneath and ball-gag holster on my belt. No, theres no nudity or sex allowed, but safe and consensual play is encouraged. Whats that? Splendid, you say? Hey, thats a great safety word! The fun starts at 10 p.m. bring $15 to $20 to get in. And check out thefetishparty.com.
Sat., July 10, 10 p.m., 2010