Auto Eroticism

On your bedside table, there’s a fat stack of auto porn — Hot Rod, Lowrider, Super Street, etc. — and a half-used bottle of motor oil because you are a gearhead, a car junkie, a donk devotee. Out in the garage, there are several modern-day muscle cars stripped and laid naked on the floor. In the backyard, you’ve got a whole harem of pimped-out Harleys just waiting — hot, primed, and ready to ride. And if it were legal, you’d immediately marry a classic black ’84 Cutlass Supreme with big rims, soft seats, and a fat bumper.

This Saturday from 4 to 11 p.m., follow your fellow automotive fetishists to Sun Life Stadium (2269 Dan Marino Blvd., Miami Gardens) for the Remix Award Tour Car Show & Competition. There will be $10,000 in prizes, custom car clashes, and a Rides Magazine street bike show — not to mention scratch and rap sets by DJ Khaled, Ace Hood, and DJ Rocky Rock. You’ll even see a bunch of oiled and tanned bikini babes struttin’ and stuntin’ in pursuit of the Miss Remix Miami crown. But who needs pretty girls when there are so many sick whips around? Tickets cost $20. Call 305-441-8200, or visit remixevents.com.
Sat., July 31, 4 p.m., 2010

 
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