It’s Bigger Than Jesus (Well, His Birthday, Anyway)

Rejoice, all ye sports fans! America’s most venerable holiday, Super Bowl Sunday, is finally upon us. A time for family, friends, and food, the Super Bowl is just like Christmas... only with way more Cheez Whiz sculptures and commercials that make nut shots on America’s Funniest Home Videos look like high comedy. With the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers facing down the gridiron tonight, you could easily hunker down on your couch with your Ben Roethlisberger Fatheads and your Aaron Rodgers-branded Snuggies and watch the big game in style. But where’s the fun without some fellow fan barking obscenities in your ear about the opposing team’s quarterback? (Answer: There’s not, bub.)

So here’s what you do: If you’re a fan of those gold and black Steelers, then grab your Terrible Towels and head to the Wayward Sailor Pub (3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale). Winner of New Times’ Best Sports Bar Award in 2009, this dingy porthole is lively, colorful, and refreshingly unrefined — just like the Steeler Nation itself. Conversely, let’s say the blood that runs in your veins is definitely gold in hue but resembles something more like an aged Wisconsin cheddar. First, get yourself to a doctor, man! But immediately afterward, don a cheese hat and point yourself toward Slackers Bar & Grill (995 W. State Road 7, Fort Lauderdale). Why do the Pack hang out at the Slack? Simple: Packers fans dressed in green and gold get to sit in their own private section at this fan-friendly watering hole. Plus, the management (which hails from Wisconsin) busts out authentic Green Bay grub during games, including beer brats and (get this) fried cheese curds. Now that’s what we call festive.

For more info on Wayward Sailor, call 954-630-2856. Or to find out more about Slackers, call 954-530-4758, or visit slackersbarandgrill.com.
Sun., Feb. 6, 2011

 
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Gbcreations
Gbcreations

It's just a part of the Total Onslaught to make Jesus Christ less than The Only Son Of God in the minds of the masses !! and it's working.

Bbyachting
Bbyachting

What a stupid title for an article. Lets see if the super bowl will save you when u need to be saved. Shallow dude, shallow.

Adosekun
Adosekun

THERE IS NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN SUPER BOWL HOLIDAY AND BIRTHDAY HOLIDAY OF JESUS. HE IS THE GREATEST POWER. SUPER BOWLERS AND ALL OF US ASK HIM 4 PROTECTION ON SUPER BOWL DAY. JUST FIND A NEW TITTLE FOR YOUR ARTICLE BEFORE U DIP YOUR HAND INTO WHAT U DO NOT WISHED 4. HE IS THE GREATEST.

MPLANAKIS
MPLANAKIS

ME-"NOT"ONE WORD LORDME-"ANYONE BIGGER THAN JESUS IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD EXCEPT YOU LORD GOD?"Z/?WORDREAP-TO GATHER A HARVEST. TO OBTAIN THE REWARD OF AN ACTION.REACT-CHEM .TO ACT WITH ANOTHER SUBSTANCE IN A CHEMICAL CHANGE.ONE WORDME-"IS THE REAL BIG OR JUST A FASADE." "NO FORMER REMEMBERANCE OF THEM. ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE. VANITY OF VANITIES. ALL IS VANITY."ONE WORDSO-SO-JUST PASSABLY OR PASSABLE FAIR.SOS-A SIGNAL OF DISTRESS.SOT-FOOL.A DRUNKARD.SOT TO VO CE-UNDER THE VOICE.SOUFLE-LIGHT AND PUFFY.SOPHISTICATED-HIGHLY COMPLEX OR DEVELOPED.SORT-OF SORTS-OF SORTS-OF AN INFERIOR KIND- OF A SORT-OUT OF SORTS-INF.NOT IN GOOD HUMOR OR HEALTH.QUALITY TYPE-TO ARRANGE ACCORDING TO CLASS OR KIND.ANY GROUP OF RELATED THINGS,KIND CLASS.INFERIOR.MOLLY PLANAKIS

pOO
pOO

I WON'T go there just cause of the offensive title.

SalA
SalA

From the way you speak it seems he already has!

Gilberto A Rivera
Gilberto A Rivera

I'm mocking you, numbnuts. Of course, anybody who believes in imaginary beings is too dumb to realize that. Wouldn't expect anything better of you.

Gilberto is an idiot
Gilberto is an idiot

Gilberto, You must be retarded or just that dumb. The existence of Jesus has never been disputed...it is his deity people question. I will say this slowly for you - deity meaning whether he is the son of God or not. Entiende amiga?

Gilberto A Rivera
Gilberto A Rivera

So people question Jesus deity?But not wether he existed?Wasn't Jesus born from a virgin?No such thing, therefore; no Jesus existed.

SalA
SalA

Oh it's soo obvious you make friends well. Now go to bed child, it's way past your bed time.

SalA
SalA

I take offense to your headline. Nothing is bigger than Jesus not even your head!

Gilberto A Rivera
Gilberto A Rivera

Ahhhhhhugggghhhhhhh. Spoken like a true Neanderthal. Hey, SaIA, have your god smite me!Nothing is bigger than Jesus, not even my head? That's the problem. Your head is the one creating your imaginary friend.

Come on, smite me.

I want to prove you wrong!

DJEANK
DJEANK

Super Bowl Sunday by no means compares with the marriage supper of the Lamb. Enjoy the game now but also be prepared for what is really important.

Kimosaki
Kimosaki

Of course, only just another idol mankind has placed before the Creator. The very reason you all live and have breath. I hope Superbowl can help you while the world is given over to destruction.

Gilberto A Rivera
Gilberto A Rivera

Again, answer the question, why does your god feel threatened by this? Isn't he powerful? BTW, not interested in football or god. Just pointing out religious flaws.

Gilberto A Rivera
Gilberto A Rivera

Why are you all flustered about? Afraid your big powerful omniscient imaginary being might be offended by a puny article title in the internet?

amapola
amapola

Why don't you titled this "bigger than Allah" let's bash the Christians....(again!)

 
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