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The bartender sets the beer down, but Santana barely has time for a sip before a middle-aged man in a burgundy tie walks up from behind and taps forcefully on his shoulder. "You can't be here, Eddie," the manager says. "You know that. We've got the tab, but our lawyers say you can't come in here. You have to leave. Now."
"You got papers that say that?" Santana shoots back.
"Yeah, we've got papers."
"We'll, I've got papers too," Santana snaps, abruptly pulling a clear binder of legal documents from under his black jacket and waving it in the air.
"Eddie, let's just go," Blum says quietly, tugging at his arm. As customers look up from their $13 gin and tonics, the manager holds open the door to make his point: Get out.
In fact, word of Santana's lawsuits has spread like a spilled soft drink across South Florida. Restaurant owners, fellow waiters, police officers, judges, and lawyers know his name.
Santana is now locked in a lucrative but chaotic cycle of new jobs and lawsuits. The more restaurants he sues, the more likely that other employers will hear about the suits. But if they fire him — or, in several cases, simply refuse to hire him — and somehow cite previous lawsuits, he sues them for "retaliation."
Over the years, he's become so well versed in restaurant labor law that his attorneys don't even charge him for filing lawsuits anymore. "They take them on spec," he boasts. "By now, they know that if I file something, it's legit."
While the validity of his lawsuits is open to debate, Santana's maniacal persistence is not. "A lot of people look at me and say, 'Eddie, that's your job: filing lawsuits.' It's not, but if restaurants keep screwing me around and stealing my money, then I'm going to sue them."
Indeed, Santana spends as much time juggling legal proceedings as serving food. Since his first lawsuit, he has won settlements against 11 restaurants, often filing under different first names — Edward, Eddie, Edy, Eduardo Santana — to make it tougher for employers to look up his history. His settlements include:
• Johnny Carino's: The Italian restaurant in Doral fired him in 2005 without knowing he had already filed a lawsuit. When lawyers realized, they claimed he hadn't been let go. Santana settled for $7,000.
• City Cellar Wine Bar & Grill: In a 2006 suit, Santana and friend Ruiz accused the now-defunct Miracle Mile restaurant of undercounting hours and failing to pay for training. Santana walked away with $4,800.
• Tony Roma's: Santana sued the ribs and seafood restaurant twice, once in 2006 as a waiter and again after a 2010 visit, when he says a waiter "manhandled" him after mistakenly thinking he had walked out on his tab. He won $7,500 in 2006 and $2,300 this past February.
• Yard House: Santana sued the Coral Gables burger and beer joint over unpaid wages in 2006, settling for $2,500.
• Shula's 347: Just around the corner from Barrio Latino, Shula's 347 fired Santana when it found out about his Yard House lawsuit, he says. Eddie sued for retaliation and received a $4,000 settlement.
• Seasons 52: Santana made $1,500 without working a single day. Tired of a branch in Homestead, he requested a transfer to the upscale eatery on Miracle Mile. But the manager who interviewed him was Gary Marcoe, who had been Santana's manager when he sued Hillstone. Marcoe sent him home, and Santana sued.
Santana's victims — or abusers, depending upon how you look at it — are spread from Pembroke Pines to Homestead. But nowhere is he more infamous than in Coral Gables, the yuppie heart of Miami's multibillion-dollar restaurant industry. On Miracle Mile, almost every sit-down has a story.
Adrian Scalia, an Argentine manager at Graziano's, says he knew Santana was trouble. "When I fired him, he freaked out and called the police. He lied and told them I touched him. The police told me to pay him that night, so I paid him." Santana signed a document promising not to sue and walked off with $514.
"He's pretty much a con artist," claims Arturo Zuzunaga, a baby-faced manager at Tony Roma's in South Miami. According to him, Santana ate dinner at the restaurant only to hand a coupon for the meal to a busboy instead of his server. When the waiter saw him leaving, he thought he was running out on the bill. He rushed after him and put his hand on Santana's shoulder to stop him.
"He kept yelling, 'Stop harassing me.' Now he's saying the waiter dislocated his shoulder. Are you kidding me?" Zuzunaga scoffs. "He just wants money to shut up."
In a letter to Santana's lawyer, attorneys for Brimstone Woodfire Grill in Pembroke Pines — a defendant in another suit — went further still. "The fact that Santana has engaged in a pattern of making claims against a number of restaurants where he has been briefly employed makes it clear that he is engaged in an ongoing scheme to use litigation as a means of extorting money from employers," the letter said.
And in a recent motion to dismiss Santana's suit, lawyers for Ruth's Chris wrote that Santana "treated litigation against [the company] as a sport."
I just love sucking off black guys till they shoot their filthy scum all over my face and in my mouth. Call me, big boy.
Everything you do in life is for personal gain and personal gain only.
The bonus here is that it ALSO helps other people.
I think hes doing a great job...bring restaurant owner to justice especially in Miami..so many shady business owners down here..you guys dont even know!
As someone who's worked in a So. Fla. restaurant in the past, whatever makes these scam artists afraid to pull this kind of crap on staff who work their ass off for $4/hr + tips is fine with me.
Just another douchebag piece of breathing garbage. And to all his fans, just remember that every restaurant and bar this walking hunk of detritus sues simply passes the expense on to you.
And BTW he hasn't won dick in court, they all settle, the guy wouldn't win a fucking thing in court, companies just wont wate the money to defend, average lawsuit that goes to trail - over 50k
I bartend in the Kendall area and Eddie is notorious for walking out on bar tabs without paying his other trick is paying with his credit/debit card then not signing the slip and then disputing the charges. Eddie also used to hook up with guys for coke at Misty Blues on 88th. I mean I'm down with screwing these companies ,but at the end I don't even think he wants to work.
I don't know this guy Eddie but he seems like a guy who keeps it real.Man if somebody was messing with me or my money,you better believe I would be going after them.Now that I know my rights and some law because of Eddie,I'm going to sue some of my former and current employers and people who dare to ever touch me.Hey Eddie don't worry about some of these negative comments on here, they are just jealous or they probably know you and just never liked you,Just brush that stuff off.Like they say,the day that you should start worrying is the day people stop talking crap about you.Your obviously important if they are talking about you.I see you doing big things with a story like this like writing your own book,going on shows,being in the news and even being in a movie.Good luck man and keep your head up
Mr. Santana you are exactly what is wrong with America, you want something for nothing. You are a thief and in the end you will get yours. Keep sucking on the tit of your lawyers as they are just as corrupt as you. Bad habits are dangerous but obviously your derelict parents didn't teach you that...
If this guy stays in Miami long enough sooner or later someone will shut him up with a 'deadly missile' called a 'bullet'............
No heroes in this incredible story.
If this guy were a modern day "David" or "Robin Hood" he'd use the money to help his fellow oppressed restaurant workers. It'd be different were he filing lawsuits on behalf of other workers who had legitimate complaints, but he is clearly out to make as much dough as he can for himself. His actions make a mockery of legal devices meant to protect people who have no other means of recourse. But then outrageous lawsuits are the norm in this country.
The fact that restaurant owners routinely cheat their workers does not make Santana's lawsuit habit a noble enterprise. Too bad that an obviously very bright guy is squandering his God given gifts; he's clearly smart enough to do something useful with his life. And I agree with another comment - he keeps this up and he'll eventually run into someone who is more crazy than he, and he'll get killed.
This guy is great. Interesting story.
Reading some of the previous comments reinforces my assessment that a great many Americans have no clue about living under rule of law. A good many of you should be deported to a place more to you liking. Somalia comes to mind, no reason rugged individualists who hate the law can't thrive there. Lol.
I hope Eddie continues to thrive while crushing these scumbags.
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If he cared about changing the working conditions or issues of tip payments, working off the clock for all restaurant workers he would contact the DOL with a valid complaint. Rather he is simply trying to extort a quick settlement from these companies and who does it hurt, it hurts the customers who end up paying more for a meal out.
He actually isn't an immigrant, it says he was born in California. His parents are immigrants. If you're going to be racist, don't be ignorant. It just affirms what everyone thinks about ignorant racists.
I think it's justified, what he is doing is something that every employer should do..especially in Miami where everyone is cutting corners in the business.
Wow, this loser needs a serious beating. One day he will screw with the wrong person and end up and the bottom of Miami Bay.
obviously the dude is shady as hell, but if restaurant owners and managers weren't equally shady or worse he wouldn't be able to do what he's doing and anybody who disagrees has never worked in a restaurant.
It's curious to see how so many people don't see the positive side here - he's making managers think twice before they're ripping off their own staff. Sure, he may get rich in the process and that might be his only motivation, but he's in the right, isn't he?
this is no mordern day robinhood-- he's abusing the legal system to try to buy the life most of of just go out and work for ... P.O.S.--
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK YOU FUCKEN DRAMA QUEEN. You are more worried about menu prices than an employer possibly ripping off your own son or daughter or girlfriend YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I am AN ITALIAN GUITO FROM NEW YORK AND WITH YOUR STUPID ASS COMMENTS WOULD NOT LAST A SECOND IN STATEN ISLAND OR EVEN IN JERSEY YOU ###### MULAN. FUCK THESE RESTAURANT OWNERS THEY TAKE AND TAKE AND DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO ONE.
Shut up LOSER. So employees should let there employers steal from them. Your the piece of garbage. You must be a business owner or something who is just scared. Grow up.
Hey kah2kah(what a name) I have been to trial 3 times and have won all three. So don't talk if you don't know. I don't know why I am even wasting my time explaining myself to your sorry hating ass.
Oh really,what is your name and where do you work? You are obviously a BIG FAN of mine if your talking all this shit.These are all false allegations as you know.You just want to give me a bad name,WHATEVER HATER.
ALL THESE THIEVING RESTAURANT OWNERS LIKE YOU,WHO LOVE MESSING WITH POOR PEOPLES' MONEY, BUT WHEN THEY FIGHT BACK AND WIN, THE OWNERS HATE IT . KARMA IT IS.
Considering he won lawsuits in court, that means his employers were doing something illegal. The fact that you are mad at him for enforcing the law seems to indicate that you prefer criminal enterprises running in a way that breaks the law.
I got a poor mom who was getting robbed by a local restaurant a $15,000.00 settlement which in turn she bought a new house for her and her baby,
i agree 100%I wish there was a way for me to donate $100 to this guy - sure beats the collection plate at church, I'll tell you that!
there is no morality in business (or anywhere else in America, for that matter)The only assessment ever done is: While this action harm me financially?While this poorly made chair cause me to be sued?Referring to the DOL, the SEC or the EEOC is a JOKE. Our regulatory bodies have stood by while warned specifically of the likes of Bernie Madoff etc - and done NOTHING.
Whistle blower laws specifically allow for a portion of the damages to go to the whistle blower. For the customers who "end up paying more for a meal out"? Give me a fking break - I'd rather not eat any 'fight club clam chowder' (
I have contacted the DOL in the past.They are extremely slower to resolve issues than filing a lawsuit.And they do not recover liquidated damages and related costs.I have been there and done that.The restaurant owners just laugh and don't change their ways when they get a complaint from the DOL because there are no repurcussions like fines(they claim that they fine them $1,000.00 but it never happens) or anything.But they surely don't laugh when they get slapped with a lawsuit and they change their ways because if not they would go out of business.They steal money at the waiters expense.This is why sometimnes you go to a restaurant and receive bad service because the owners and mangers are abusing and taking advantage of these poor waitresses and waiters who are trying to make an honest living.
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Dirt bag yes, His mother immigrant yes, him an immigrant no as he was born in California according to the article which by US law makes him a US citizen. Did no one pay attention in government and civics class?
RJ Have you ever worked in a restaurant??? I did for 38 years and whether you like what he is doing/saying or not he is telling the truth about how restaurant workers are treated and mistreated.
you're an idiot. go back to fucking staten island, please. I'm not even saying you're wrong, because you're not, but for the love of god, your comment makes me want to punch you in the fucking nuts.
Please Please Please learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. You keep using YOUR (possessive) when you should be using YOU'RE (contraction of YOU ARE).
Read the article, not one lawsuit has gone to trial, he hasn't won shit, all settlements...they wont waste money
Thank you Clint.You OBVIOUSLY HAVE A BRAIN UNLIKE SOME OF THESE OTHER IGNORANT RESTAURANT OWNERS.THANK YOU, THANK YOU,THANK YOU.These restaurant owners think that they are INVINSIBLE.