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By Terrence McCoy
By Scott Fishman
By Deirdra Funcheon
By Allie Conti
By New Times Staff
By Ryan Pfeffer
By Deirdra Funcheon
By Kyle Swenson
Santana's fellow waiters support him — at least to a point.
"I got to give it to him: It takes balls to do what he's doing," Ruiz says. "Restaurants take advantage of their employees day in and day out, so it's good that he's fucking them back. I guess it's open season on them."
But even Ruiz thinks Santana has now gone too far. "Eddie is on a rampage with these lawsuits; he's on a mission," he says. "I can't believe he's doing this sometimes. But then again, maybe he's doing a public service by putting all these restaurants in check." Other waiters are less charitable.
"Personally, I think he's fucking nuts," another former coworker says. He also requested anonymity because he says he'll be blackballed just for being associated with Santana. "I'm not going to sit here and lie to you that Santana is a great guy changing the restaurant world, because he's not. He's doing this for personal gain. He finds a reason for the restaurants to fire him; then he sues. He knows all the tip-offs and how to file for retaliation or discrimination.
"That's what these restaurants do: They break the law," he adds. "So you can always find something to catch them on."
Like a cartel kingpin, Eddie Santana sits at his living-room table surrounded by snow-white stacks. Santana carefully sorts piles of legal documents. His small, neat Kendall apartment is a sea of lawsuits, arrest records, and affidavits.
He walks to the bedroom he shares with Blum and her two young children from previous relationships, reappearing with a tome the size of War and Peace. It's a copy of Santana's deposition from the Ruth's Chris lawsuit.
"I paid $1,400 for a copy of this," he boasts, showing New Times the receipt. "I have to read it to make sure I don't contradict myself in court. They try to catch you like that."
In Santana's mind, he's a modern-day David slinging rocks at South Florida's Goliath restaurant industry. But his role as the righteous avenger is tainted by his own criminal record, which, according to court documents, includes possession of crack cocaine. Santana denies having a drug problem, but the issue threatens to derail his lawsuits as restaurants paint him in court as an unreliable addict.
"If I were really a drug addict like they say, would I be so organized?" Santana asks, disappearing and emerging once more with bottles of Xanax and Clonazepam: anti-anxiety medications. "This is all I take, and I have a prescription for them."
Court records suggest otherwise. In October 2006, Santana was arrested on charges of cocaine possession and petit larceny after Martino Tire Co. in Kendall accused him of driving off without paying for $200 in merchandise. When cops showed up at his apartment, they found a crack rock in his front left pocket, according to a police report.
Santana claims his brother, Luis, took the tires after he had lent him his car. He also says the cocaine was planted on him by cops, who illegally searched his neighbor's apartment. "Cops can't enter your home unless in 'immediate or fresh pursuit,' " he says, citing Florida law. "It was such bullshit."
A court eventually threw out the larceny charge, and a judge withheld adjudication on the drug rap, but the incident would stick with Santana.
Four months later, he was arrested for stealing a half-dozen steaks from a Winn-Dixie on Sunset Drive in Kendall. According to an arrest report, Santana strolled out of the supermarket without paying. When two Winn-Dixie employees told him to stop, Santana said he would shoot them. Then he reached under the seat of his car and flashed a small black handgun before driving off.
Santana says that it was a friend who shoplifted and that there was no gun. But he spent nearly a month in jail before pleading no contest to third-degree grand theft. A judge assigned him to two years of probation and a drug rehab program because of the earlier crack cocaine charge.
"The judge thought I was robbing stores because I have a drug problem," Santana scoffs. But he failed to report to his probation officer after his release. When he finally showed a week later, he tested positive for benzodiazepines, such as Xanax. He was rearrested for breaking parole. This time, he was locked up for nine months.
While he was incarcerated, several banks closed his accounts and sent cashier's checks to his old address. Santana claims his brother cashed them without telling him. While behind bars, Santana sued six banks over the check debacle. When he was released in December 2008, he negotiated settlements including a $25,300 check from SunTrust. He even sued his brother, who couldn't be reached by New Times for comment. "I sued my own brother. What does that tell you?" Santana says. "My lawsuits aren't about the money. It's a matter of principle."
If Santana settles even half of the nine lawsuits he has pending, he will make six figures this year without serving a single meal. He says he'll use the money to quit the game: move away from South Florida, maybe even start his own restaurant. Then he'd never have to sue anyone ever again.
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Everything you do in life is for personal gain and personal gain only.
The bonus here is that it ALSO helps other people.
I think hes doing a great job...bring restaurant owner to justice especially in Miami..so many shady business owners down here..you guys dont even know!
As someone who's worked in a So. Fla. restaurant in the past, whatever makes these scam artists afraid to pull this kind of crap on staff who work their ass off for $4/hr + tips is fine with me.
Just another douchebag piece of breathing garbage. And to all his fans, just remember that every restaurant and bar this walking hunk of detritus sues simply passes the expense on to you.
And BTW he hasn't won dick in court, they all settle, the guy wouldn't win a fucking thing in court, companies just wont wate the money to defend, average lawsuit that goes to trail - over 50k
I bartend in the Kendall area and Eddie is notorious for walking out on bar tabs without paying his other trick is paying with his credit/debit card then not signing the slip and then disputing the charges. Eddie also used to hook up with guys for coke at Misty Blues on 88th. I mean I'm down with screwing these companies ,but at the end I don't even think he wants to work.
I don't know this guy Eddie but he seems like a guy who keeps it real.Man if somebody was messing with me or my money,you better believe I would be going after them.Now that I know my rights and some law because of Eddie,I'm going to sue some of my former and current employers and people who dare to ever touch me.Hey Eddie don't worry about some of these negative comments on here, they are just jealous or they probably know you and just never liked you,Just brush that stuff off.Like they say,the day that you should start worrying is the day people stop talking crap about you.Your obviously important if they are talking about you.I see you doing big things with a story like this like writing your own book,going on shows,being in the news and even being in a movie.Good luck man and keep your head up
Mr. Santana you are exactly what is wrong with America, you want something for nothing. You are a thief and in the end you will get yours. Keep sucking on the tit of your lawyers as they are just as corrupt as you. Bad habits are dangerous but obviously your derelict parents didn't teach you that...
If this guy stays in Miami long enough sooner or later someone will shut him up with a 'deadly missile' called a 'bullet'............
No heroes in this incredible story.
If this guy were a modern day "David" or "Robin Hood" he'd use the money to help his fellow oppressed restaurant workers. It'd be different were he filing lawsuits on behalf of other workers who had legitimate complaints, but he is clearly out to make as much dough as he can for himself. His actions make a mockery of legal devices meant to protect people who have no other means of recourse. But then outrageous lawsuits are the norm in this country.
The fact that restaurant owners routinely cheat their workers does not make Santana's lawsuit habit a noble enterprise. Too bad that an obviously very bright guy is squandering his God given gifts; he's clearly smart enough to do something useful with his life. And I agree with another comment - he keeps this up and he'll eventually run into someone who is more crazy than he, and he'll get killed.
This guy is great. Interesting story.
Reading some of the previous comments reinforces my assessment that a great many Americans have no clue about living under rule of law. A good many of you should be deported to a place more to you liking. Somalia comes to mind, no reason rugged individualists who hate the law can't thrive there. Lol.
I hope Eddie continues to thrive while crushing these scumbags.
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If he cared about changing the working conditions or issues of tip payments, working off the clock for all restaurant workers he would contact the DOL with a valid complaint. Rather he is simply trying to extort a quick settlement from these companies and who does it hurt, it hurts the customers who end up paying more for a meal out.
He actually isn't an immigrant, it says he was born in California. His parents are immigrants. If you're going to be racist, don't be ignorant. It just affirms what everyone thinks about ignorant racists.
I think it's justified, what he is doing is something that every employer should do..especially in Miami where everyone is cutting corners in the business.
Wow, this loser needs a serious beating. One day he will screw with the wrong person and end up and the bottom of Miami Bay.
obviously the dude is shady as hell, but if restaurant owners and managers weren't equally shady or worse he wouldn't be able to do what he's doing and anybody who disagrees has never worked in a restaurant.
It's curious to see how so many people don't see the positive side here - he's making managers think twice before they're ripping off their own staff. Sure, he may get rich in the process and that might be his only motivation, but he's in the right, isn't he?
this is no mordern day robinhood-- he's abusing the legal system to try to buy the life most of of just go out and work for ... P.O.S.--
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK YOU FUCKEN DRAMA QUEEN. You are more worried about menu prices than an employer possibly ripping off your own son or daughter or girlfriend YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I am AN ITALIAN GUITO FROM NEW YORK AND WITH YOUR STUPID ASS COMMENTS WOULD NOT LAST A SECOND IN STATEN ISLAND OR EVEN IN JERSEY YOU ###### MULAN. FUCK THESE RESTAURANT OWNERS THEY TAKE AND TAKE AND DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO ONE.
Shut up LOSER. So employees should let there employers steal from them. Your the piece of garbage. You must be a business owner or something who is just scared. Grow up.
Hey kah2kah(what a name) I have been to trial 3 times and have won all three. So don't talk if you don't know. I don't know why I am even wasting my time explaining myself to your sorry hating ass.
Oh really,what is your name and where do you work? You are obviously a BIG FAN of mine if your talking all this shit.These are all false allegations as you know.You just want to give me a bad name,WHATEVER HATER.
ALL THESE THIEVING RESTAURANT OWNERS LIKE YOU,WHO LOVE MESSING WITH POOR PEOPLES' MONEY, BUT WHEN THEY FIGHT BACK AND WIN, THE OWNERS HATE IT . KARMA IT IS.
Considering he won lawsuits in court, that means his employers were doing something illegal. The fact that you are mad at him for enforcing the law seems to indicate that you prefer criminal enterprises running in a way that breaks the law.
I got a poor mom who was getting robbed by a local restaurant a $15,000.00 settlement which in turn she bought a new house for her and her baby,
i agree 100%I wish there was a way for me to donate $100 to this guy - sure beats the collection plate at church, I'll tell you that!
there is no morality in business (or anywhere else in America, for that matter)The only assessment ever done is: While this action harm me financially?While this poorly made chair cause me to be sued?Referring to the DOL, the SEC or the EEOC is a JOKE. Our regulatory bodies have stood by while warned specifically of the likes of Bernie Madoff etc - and done NOTHING.
Whistle blower laws specifically allow for a portion of the damages to go to the whistle blower. For the customers who "end up paying more for a meal out"? Give me a fking break - I'd rather not eat any 'fight club clam chowder' (
I have contacted the DOL in the past.They are extremely slower to resolve issues than filing a lawsuit.And they do not recover liquidated damages and related costs.I have been there and done that.The restaurant owners just laugh and don't change their ways when they get a complaint from the DOL because there are no repurcussions like fines(they claim that they fine them $1,000.00 but it never happens) or anything.But they surely don't laugh when they get slapped with a lawsuit and they change their ways because if not they would go out of business.They steal money at the waiters expense.This is why sometimnes you go to a restaurant and receive bad service because the owners and mangers are abusing and taking advantage of these poor waitresses and waiters who are trying to make an honest living.
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Dirt bag yes, His mother immigrant yes, him an immigrant no as he was born in California according to the article which by US law makes him a US citizen. Did no one pay attention in government and civics class?
RJ Have you ever worked in a restaurant??? I did for 38 years and whether you like what he is doing/saying or not he is telling the truth about how restaurant workers are treated and mistreated.
you're an idiot. go back to fucking staten island, please. I'm not even saying you're wrong, because you're not, but for the love of god, your comment makes me want to punch you in the fucking nuts.
Please Please Please learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. You keep using YOUR (possessive) when you should be using YOU'RE (contraction of YOU ARE).
Read the article, not one lawsuit has gone to trial, he hasn't won shit, all settlements...they wont waste money
Thank you Clint.You OBVIOUSLY HAVE A BRAIN UNLIKE SOME OF THESE OTHER IGNORANT RESTAURANT OWNERS.THANK YOU, THANK YOU,THANK YOU.These restaurant owners think that they are INVINSIBLE.