Naked! Dance! Party!

That’s right — Naked… Dance… Party. Here’s how it works: The Rooftop Resort is South Florida’s only “lifestyle” hotel, which means it caters to nudists and swingers. Now, for the first time, Rooftop is opening a nightclub, Club Eden. That’s everything you’d get at any other nightclub: thumping beats, flashing lights, a crowded dance floor (replete with stripper pole). The difference here, of course, is that the men and women are all in various states of undress and might just be a little more willing to pair off and slip into one of the nearby “playrooms.” Because it’s a private club — hence, no indecency issues — all events are BYOB, but Rooftop provides friendly bartenders who have plenty of mixers on hand. Club Eden patrons also have access to lockers, showers, the resort’s pool, and the outdoor decks, where strangers can fornicate while looking out over the sparkling Intracoastal Waterway. And for the rare South Florida night when the weather is anything but perfect, the place even has a retractable roof. The Grand Opening of Club Eden at the Rooftop Resort (1215 N. Ocean Drive, Hollywood) will be Saturday from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. Entry costs $50 for couples, $75 for single men, and $25 for single women. Visit rooftopresort.com.
Sat., June 4, 9 p.m., 2011