Once upon a time, fairy tales were cautionary tales to show that, if you had naughty behavior, you would be spanked. Today, well, they still do that. At the Midsummer Nights Wet Dream: Twisted Fairy Tales & Happy Endings party, pretty much any kind of behavior will get you a spanking. The first Saturday of each month, adult-party team Electrolust opens its doors to any adult (18 to cum, 21 to swallow) whod like to play like an adult, which ironically involves playing dress-up. Perhaps Cinderella will indulge your foot fetish. Little Red Riding Hood might teach the cross-dressing big bad wolf a much-deserved lesson. And Snow White, well she was already shacked up with seven guys, so we all knew she was up to no good. Admission is $15 in advance online (electrolust.net) or $20 at the door. Much more than an opportunity to rewear those slutty Disneyesque princess costumes from Halloween, find your happy ending at The Polo Club (5590 Hallandale Beach Blvd., Hollywood).
Sat., July 2, 2011