Right on, Matt. I'm neither a hater nor a fan of Bistro Mezzaluna, but this dated gonzo journalism has got to go. Jen Karetnick did it well, and all the reviewers after her have tried to mimic her style and failed dismally. It's not even about the restaurant anymore. I am so sick of listening to hipster wannabe "writers" who ramble on about themselves. It's not cute, clever, nor interesting. Give it a rest already.
If Emily were actually a good writer, she wouldn't have to distract with all the cutesy observations and would focus on doing an actual review. Sun-dried tomatoes are "chewy"? Really?
On to the next, please, New Times. She is awful.