Ah, pro wrestling, where meaty men don skin-tight spandex and roll around with other meaty men. Whether you believe the violence is real, the testosterone and tribal tattoos definitely are. The Future of Wrestling group will toss the biggest beasts of Florida's independent wrestling circuit into the ring for Saturday's Strictly Business. The beatdown begins at 7:30 p.m. inside the Broward College South Campus Gym. Tyson Tomko, a former Limp Bizkit bodyguard and WWE champ who recently kicked a dirty oxycodone habit, will team up with Snakemaster Abudadein to challenge "Thee" Sean Allen and Chuck Aurin for the FOW heavyweight title. For "international" bragging rights, Jesse Neal, whose time served in the Navy earned him the ringside nickname Dog of War (and a PTSD diagnosis), will battle Russian native Victor Romanoff, who dons a hammer and sickle on the side of his Mohawked head. Let's guess who will win. Broward College students get in free with a student ID; general-admission tickets cost $10 in advance and $12 at the door. Admission for kids age 13 and younger is $5. For those willing to face flying folding chairs and beads of sweat, ringside tickets cost $20 and include a $5 food voucher. The Broward College South Campus Gym is located at 7200 Pines Blvd., Building 65, in Pembroke Pines. The first bell rings at 7:30 p.m. Call 954-554-7688, or visit futureofwrestling.com.
Sat., Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m., 2013