Well, naturally.

But the guy you've got to look out for that would eat people would be the guy that looks like Danny Tanner. That's the guy you really want to stay away from.

So your new book is done now?

But  he looks so clean-cut!
Natalie Brasington
But he looks so clean-cut!

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Palm Beach Improv at CityPlace

550 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 250
West Palm Beach, FL 33401

Category: Bars and Clubs

Region: West Palm Beach


Bob Saget, 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday, March 14, and 7 and 9:45 p.m. Saturday, March 15, at West Palm Beach Improv, 550 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 250, West Palm Beach. Tickets cost $30 plus fees and a two-drink minimum. Call 561-833-1812, or visit palmbeach.improv.com.

Yeah, the book is way done. It comes out April 8.

Was writing a book different than you thought it would be?

It was kind of like taking out your guts and deep-frying them, and then maybe putting them back in if you were fortunate enough to not die on the table. It was difficult. I mean, you're going to write this article about me, and that's it. You're lucky. [laughs] You get to stop... It was like the movie Adaptation. I would just go from one computer to another, try to go somewhere else, talk to myself, you know. Fifty hours straight not sleeping for three days, drinking coffee, trying to be creative. It's an amazing experience, because my book is about comedy and death and how they intersect and the people that I was related to that died and then the comedians that I loved. I officiated Rodney Dangerfield's funeral — he was my friend. And I knew Richard Pryor, and it just talks about the greats that kind of influenced me the most. So it was quite a psychological journey.

Was it therapeutic to get all that down on paper?

I think so — I think so, but then, it's been a tough time, because my mom got ill and just normal life stuff. Stuff you talk about in your standup and joke about, but then life changes... There's a chapter called 'Things I Shouldn't Have Done.' I don't really name names in the thing. I'll talk about myself, because I don't care if it says what I did, because I did a lot of dumb shit. And certain famous people made the cut, because that's how you sell a book. But I don't kiss and tell or have sex and tell. I only talk during sex, not after it. [laughs]

After is complete silence?

Yeah, I write really long poems and stuff during sex. And then when I'm done, I don't speak to anyone for three days. [laughs]

Is that the next book we can look forward to? Bob Saget's sex poems?

No, hopefully it's the next date I go on. [laughs]

I heard you say that one of your editor's notes was "less stuff about your balls." I hope you didn't listen to him.

You know, it's funny, I stopped doing standup for a while because I needed to hibernate and figure out what I'm doing and finish the book, and then I went out and did standup this past weekend in Kansas City and my balls seemed to have entered right back into it.... The only thing I'm secure in is I know I'm funny. And some people don't have to agree with that. I mean, a lot of people don't. No one really has to agree with it. [laughs] But the audience does because they're there. They paid to see it. But I sure do love performing live still. I really get my nut doing it.

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