Email Author Ashley Harrell

Awards

• 2009 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published May 21, 2008

  "Snitch"

• 2009 - Peninsula Press Club Awards, published May 21, 2008

  "Snitch"

• 2007 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published November 23, 2006

  "Rebreathe Deep the Gathering Doom"

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2007 Stories by Ashley Harrell

• Art Blobble

  published December 6, 2007

  Yeeeow! It's eating everything in sight! Run for your lives! It's growing, growing, growing! No, not the Blob. It's Art... More >>

• Wish I Was in Dixie

  published November 15, 2007

  Every man has his limit. For Taurus Barron, it came when his boss told him to park behind the Dania Beach Water Plant, where he worked as a... More >>

• Car Club Crazy

  published November 8, 2007

  Crash Test Mark and his three-Volkswagen entourage pull up at my apartment at 5:45 on a recent Sunday morning. The plan: to drive across the... More >>

• Back in (Ian) Black

  published October 25, 2007

  You've beheld his physical beauty on Sierra Mist commercials. You've constructed shrines to his biting commentary on VH1's I love the... More >>

• Web Exclusive: Interview with Michael Ian Black

  published October 18, 2007

  Even crack journalists like New Times’ own Ashley Harrell harbor secret crushes. Her decade-long infatuation with Michael Ian Black starte... More >>

• Tranny Regret

  published October 11, 2007

  For the first time since he packed Michelle's things away, Michael Berke tugs the cord of the attic door above his garage. Surrounding him in... More >>

• High Seas

  published September 13, 2007

  When Heather's friend calls her on Friday morning, she answers the phone groggy. The night before, she had been partying at Hard Rock or... More >>

• Wingin' It

  published August 2, 2007

  Downtown Lake Worth is doing fine. East of Federal Highway near the beach, life is splendid. But walk down South N Street and things get a lot... More >>

• My Girlfriend Flicka

  published June 28, 2007

  On a recent Saturday afternoon in a chilly Sheraton Suites conference room in Fort Lauderdale, Carolina Lainez is about to become a new pony.... More >>

• Jack and Diana

  published June 14, 2007

  Jack Nelson´s swimmers have called him a second father. South Florida newspapers call him an icon. His lawyer says he´s ¨a... More >>

• Walled In

  published May 24, 2007

  From almost anywhere in downtown Fort Lauderdale, you can't avoid the sight of the sleek, wavy blue façade of the tallest, chichiest... More >>

• Thunk! You Lose

  published May 3, 2007

  On a recent Tuesday at Turn 3, a West Boca Raton dive bar that hosts dart league play, a representative from the Florida Dart Association is... More >>

• The Wright Moves

  published April 19, 2007

  Dorell Wright is prone to bold announcements. The sinewy forward leapfrogged college for the NBA in 2004 to become the youngest Heat player of all... More >>

• The Crimi-ny Ticket

  published March 15, 2007

  Frank Crimi wheels himself through the buffet line at the Tropic Café, a tiki-themed cafeteria on the third floor of the Broward County... More >>

• Express Train Wreck

  published March 1, 2007

  Three years after it was founded in 2000, Express Gay News and its glossy sister, 411 Magazine, were swallowed up by the largest... More >>

• Maternity Heave

  published February 15, 2007

  Babies "R" Us is a pacifier wonderland, a crib mecca, the keeper of more blankies than anyone knows what to do with. You might call the lucrative... More >>

• Lesbians Gone Wild

  published February 1, 2007

  Jillian Kurtzberg is trying to catch eggs between her ample breasts. With a little help from Gi Gi Cruz, that is. As Kurtzberg stands at the... More >>

• Show Me the Munny

  published January 25, 2007

  Except for the throbbing death-metal music playing and a woman browsing a notebook of star designs to have needled onto her wrist, there's... More >>

• Can You Hear Me, Adolf?

  published January 4, 2007

  Sally Baldwin and her recently deceased sister, Annie Luther, have a message for humanity, and you might want to sit down for this one. They're... More >>