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2007 Stories by Ashley Harrell

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  • Art Blobble

    published December 6, 2007

    Yeeeow! It's eating everything in sight! Run for your lives! It's growing, growing, growing! No, not the Blob. It's Art... More >>

  • Wish I Was in Dixie

    published November 15, 2007

    Every man has his limit. For Taurus Barron, it came when his boss told him to park behind the Dania Beach Water Plant, where he worked as a... More >>

  • Car Club Crazy

    published November 8, 2007

    Crash Test Mark and his three-Volkswagen entourage pull up at my apartment at 5:45 on a recent Sunday morning. The plan: to drive across the... More >>

  • Back in (Ian) Black

    published October 25, 2007

    You've beheld his physical beauty on Sierra Mist commercials. You've constructed shrines to his biting commentary on VH1's I love the... More >>

  • Web Exclusive: Interview with Michael Ian Black

    published October 18, 2007

    Even crack journalists like New Times’ own Ashley Harrell harbor secret crushes. Her decade-long infatuation with Michael Ian Black starte... More >>

  • Tranny Regret

    published October 11, 2007

    For the first time since he packed Michelle's things away, Michael Berke tugs the cord of the attic door above his garage. Surrounding him in... More >>

  • High Seas

    published September 13, 2007

    When Heather's friend calls her on Friday morning, she answers the phone groggy. The night before, she had been partying at Hard Rock or... More >>

  • Wingin' It

    published August 2, 2007

    Downtown Lake Worth is doing fine. East of Federal Highway near the beach, life is splendid. But walk down South N Street and things get a lot... More >>

  • My Girlfriend Flicka

    published June 28, 2007

    On a recent Saturday afternoon in a chilly Sheraton Suites conference room in Fort Lauderdale, Carolina Lainez is about to become a new pony.... More >>

  • Jack and Diana

    published June 14, 2007

    Jack Nelson´s swimmers have called him a second father. South Florida newspapers call him an icon. His lawyer says he´s ¨a... More >>

  • Walled In

    published May 24, 2007

    From almost anywhere in downtown Fort Lauderdale, you can't avoid the sight of the sleek, wavy blue façade of the tallest, chichiest... More >>

  • Thunk! You Lose

    published May 3, 2007

    On a recent Tuesday at Turn 3, a West Boca Raton dive bar that hosts dart league play, a representative from the Florida Dart Association is... More >>

  • The Wright Moves

    published April 19, 2007

    Dorell Wright is prone to bold announcements. The sinewy forward leapfrogged college for the NBA in 2004 to become the youngest Heat player of all... More >>

  • The Crimi-ny Ticket

    published March 15, 2007

    Frank Crimi wheels himself through the buffet line at the Tropic Café, a tiki-themed cafeteria on the third floor of the Broward County... More >>

  • Express Train Wreck

    published March 1, 2007

    Three years after it was founded in 2000, Express Gay News and its glossy sister, 411 Magazine, were swallowed up by the largest... More >>

  • Maternity Heave

    published February 15, 2007

    Babies "R" Us is a pacifier wonderland, a crib mecca, the keeper of more blankies than anyone knows what to do with. You might call the lucrative... More >>

  • Lesbians Gone Wild

    published February 1, 2007

    Jillian Kurtzberg is trying to catch eggs between her ample breasts. With a little help from Gi Gi Cruz, that is. As Kurtzberg stands at the... More >>

  • Show Me the Munny

    published January 25, 2007

    Except for the throbbing death-metal music playing and a woman browsing a notebook of star designs to have needled onto her wrist, there's... More >>

  • Can You Hear Me, Adolf?

    published January 4, 2007

    Sally Baldwin and her recently deceased sister, Annie Luther, have a message for humanity, and you might want to sit down for this one. They're... More >>

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