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2009 Stories by Chris Joseph

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  • The Teal Curtain

    published December 31, 2009

    When the 2009 Miami Dolphins schedule came out last spring, it was widely assumed that the Fins would be playing for their season against a... More >>

  • Hit ’Em in the Lone Star

    published December 24, 2009

    The Houston Texans have been a major pain in the Miami Dolphins’ ass the past three seasons. In 2006, Houston got a two-point... More >>

  • Feeling the Friendly Confines

    published December 17, 2009

    The Miami Heat returns to the American Airlines Arena (601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami) after a West Coast road trip where they endured a crushing Kobe... More >>

  • The Heat Has Cooled

    published December 10, 2009

    The Miami Heat kicked off the year with a bang, boasting a franchise-best 6-1 record. Since then, however, they’ve been hit with a... More >>

  • One if by Landshark, Two if by Sea

    published December 3, 2009

    Yes, the New England Patriots are the class act of the division. But, as Joey Porter likes to continuously remind everyone, the Miami... More >>

  • Circle Your Fun Wagons

    published November 26, 2009

    The last time the Miami Dolphins saw the Buffalo Bills, the Fins had just lost Chad Pennington for the year after his shoulder crumbled... More >>

  • Beware of Jason

    published November 12, 2009

    When Jason Taylor was traded to the Washington Redskins last season, it left a huge void in the Miami Dolphins. Watching JT strut around in... More >>

  • Three-Feat

    published October 29, 2009

    During an off-season that the Cavaliers added Shaq and Vince Carter was traded to Orlando, the Miami Heat stood pat, thinking it could build on... More >>

  • Because Your Skin Should Look Like Pigskin

    published October 22, 2009

    Stephen Ross’ quest to make the Miami Dolphins the most ridiculous franchise in the NFL is nearly complete. As if getting D-List celebrities... More >>

  • Gag Green

    published October 8, 2009

    Now that the Miami Dolphins’ mission to get to the playoffs has officially gone tits up, it’s time to focus on the new task at... More >>

  • The Fish Get Busy

    published September 24, 2009

    For all the ups and downs of the 2009 Florida Marlins season, there has been one constant. No, not the terrible relief pitching but,... More >>

  • Consider Fredi Fingered

    published September 17, 2009

    If there were one word to describe the 2009 Florida Marlins — besides maybe “craptastico!” — it would be... More >>

  • David Samson and Goliath

    published September 10, 2009

    According to coolstandings.com, a website devoted to baseball odds, the Florida Marlins have only a five percent chance to make the... More >>

  • The Naked Truth

    published September 3, 2009

    Streaks are generally a good thing, unless we’re talking about those people in England that run around naked at tennis and soccer matches. Or... More >>

  • Good News, Bad News

    published August 27, 2009

    The good news is that the Florida Marlins took down the league-leading Dodgers a few weeks ago. The bad news is that the Nationals, the... More >>

  • Cat Fight

    published August 20, 2009

    Remember when the Miami Dolphins were the laughingstock of the NFL? When opposing teams penciled them in as an automatic win every season and it... More >>

  • Rent-A-Johnson

    published August 13, 2009

    The Florida Marlins became buyers before the trade deadline when they traded for Washington Nationals first baseman Nick Johnson. And... More >>

  • If the Marlins Make the Playoffs, Does it Make a Sound?

    published August 6, 2009

    In case you haven’t noticed (and you probably haven’t) the Florida Marlins are making some noise in the National League... More >>

  • Peanuts, Cracker Jacks, and a Closer, Please

    published July 23, 2009

    With the Florida Marlins in the middle of a pretty serious NL East race, it’s time to play “What Genius Move Will Larry Beinfest... More >>

  • I’m the Ross

    published June 25, 2009

    The Florida Marlins' favorite tackling dummies, the Washington Nationals, are in town this week. And you could not ask for a better... More >>

  • Bear Market Bruisers

    published June 11, 2009

    With the economy in the toilet and job loss rates at an all time high, your hometown Florida Marlins seem to be perfectly built for our... More >>

  • It’s a Bear Market for Baseball

    published April 30, 2009

    With the economy in the toilet and job loss rates at an all time high, your hometown Florida Marlins seem to be perfectly built for our... More >>

  • Forward Thinking

    published April 2, 2009

    Most Miami Heat fans were hoping that in his quest to land a proven veteran post presence, Pat Riley wouldn’t sacrifice the future... More >>

  • Forward Thinking

    published March 5, 2009

    Most Miami Heat fans were hoping that in his quest to land a proven veteran post presence, Pat Riley wouldn’t sacrifice the future... More >>

  • Clash of the Titans

    published February 26, 2009

    There’s something about having the two best basketball players in the universe facing off on the same court. The 1970s had Dr. J and George... More >>

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